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Morbiusexual

A term stating that someone is sexually attracted to the main character of the movie Morbius, Morbin
-Sorry guys, I'm Morbiusexual, I can't have a threesome with you.
by banana guy68419 June 29, 2022
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Morby

i'm getting morby, and you wouldn't like me when i'm morby....
by DoodleBaldiBFB June 30, 2022
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Morbie

A movie meeting the following criteria:

- exactly 1 hour and 44 minutes in length

- is considered a masterpiece

- features the iconic "Morbius" character

- made 15 morbillion dollars in the opening weekend
- features the world renowned method actor Jared Leto
A Morbie, in the end, is something that is world renowned, truly a beautiful masterpiece, and at the moment one of a kind thanks to the greatest movie of all time Morbius.

If someone were to believe that a Morbie were bad they deserve to be publically executed to be made an example of and have brought deep shame to their family.

A famous person who disliked Morbius was JFK whom was famously shot by a sniper which was followed by many peoples cheers of pure happiness and the sniper rewarded with a free pass to heaven.
Person 1: "I didn't much enjoy Morbius"
Person 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking homunculus, Morbius is a fucking masterpiece, it wasn't just a fucking movie, it was a Morbie"
Person 1: "Dude calm the fuck down people can have opinions"
Person 1's wife: "Why the fuck did I marry you, I'm taking the kids, you'll never see us again you worthless sack of shit"
Person 1: "Wait what?, honey come on calm down!"
*Person 1's cellphone rings*
Person on the phone: "Hello is this person 1?"
Person 1: "Yes.. why?"
Person on the phone: "your parents are dead, they killed themselves after hearing that they ended up raising such a worthless jobbernowl that dislikes a world renowned Morbie masterpiece"

Person 1: *shoots himself*
Person 2: "fucking deserved it, the world is better now"
Markiplier: "Hello my name is Markiplier"
by LeanDrinkingMorbiusFan July 1, 2022
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Morbilicious

So delicious it can make you morb.
Jerry: That sandwich was morbilicious.
Jameathon: Compliments to the chef.
by Morbnado July 3, 2022
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morbin

morbin
by anonymous July 6, 2022
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Morbius

Venom: Have you seen Morbius, Brock
Brock: No?
Venom: I seeeeee
by Liewencencrisc July 6, 2022
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morbillion

A really, really large number, a number with roughly the same magnitude as the IQ of the creator of Morbius.
1: Holy crap, I just won 2 morbillion dollars!
2: Really?! Let me see this!
3: ...Dude, that lottery ticket looks like it was drawn in MS Paint.
by tromboneboi9 July 7, 2022
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