Luke tries to be the biggest homie hopper out of his friends. unfortunately that is the only 'big' thing he has going for him. if you want a vinnie hacker 2.0, lukey pukey is your go-to. mr. never sober is good with kids, but not with a skateboard. his hobbies include, searching for his missing crystals, and the missing piece in his life. which he is conviced he has found. if you are not a girl that is around 5'6-5'8, and is not in the grade below, keep looking because luke does not want you. Luke's only way of flirting is by telling girls to shut up and making them wear his lice-infested hat. lukes lips are bigger than his dick and that is a promise. kinda bite worthy though. (please never say that again miss girl). sorry my friend is a little obsessed with luke. you may think he his hot, but before you get too far along with this luke guy, make him move his hair out of his face. beware his actions are very different from his words. and his words usually are making fun of his friends...and urs.
by penisdaddylover69 July 16, 2021
Get the Lukemug. Luke is shit at intercourse
by Gibbybanter February 7, 2021
Get the Lukemug. Luke are pure assholes. They will go girl to girl searching for the “right girl” but later on in his life he will realize that he let the right girl go. He’s too caught up in his good looks and nice body to care about anything but himself. He will break every thing he touches and leave girls crying themselves to sleep. If you ever find a Luke, run for your life.
by Bdcjsnsbid April 17, 2019
Get the Lukemug. Luke is usually a big dude and the most popular but he is also an asshole. Luke goes for every girl he thinks is hot. Luke will make fun of smaller people than him and acts all tough and cool around girls. Luke is also a bitch
by Done este la leche¿ December 17, 2018
Get the Lukemug. lukes are very agressve and you are very unlucky to meet one and are usally in jail for sexuall harasment they love to be naked he is speical and usally are very sexy and no how to wreck someones day and scare them life
by Fax potatos April 8, 2019
Get the Lukemug. this man will have a 1 inched, eat stigs to fill him up, call you a nigga, be a nigga, and everything in-between. he is ass at handball and can't even say hi to a girl.
How Luke starts a conversation:
Luke: "fat nuts"
Girl: "???"
Luke: "sorry that was my friend"
Luke: "anyway, how was your day?"
Luke: "fat nuts"
Girl: "???"
Luke: "sorry that was my friend"
Luke: "anyway, how was your day?"
by The Fat Voluptuous Coc September 8, 2020
Get the Lukemug. A ginger kid who likes to watch fake taxi videos (Prefers Dog Fake Taxi). Has a 2 inch willy and uses it on men and sometimes female horses (especially horse collpys one.)Is a mad man at Minecraft and knows it is very dangerous to mine at night. He can be described as Ed Sheehan’s deformed son or as most people say a hotter version of Ron Weasley.A Luke’s hobbies include Minecraft, Minecraft irl and most famously having cosplay intercoarse in a villager suit.
Woah this guy got into Stampys love garden for dressing up as Stampy while having sexual intercoarse with a horse who picked him up in a taxi
That was probably a Luke
That was probably a Luke
by BigWillyBill February 19, 2019
Get the Lukemug.