labenese ranch

A shawarma sauce.

Shagia khala takes ppl to labenese ranch.

by kayhaan meer September 15, 2023

The Lube Monster

also known as a uber dry jay ...

Girl: Hey babe, I think we need to buy some more lube tomorrow..

Guy: Why?

Girl: I think the lube monster ate it all.

Guy: Oh really, the lube monster?

Girl: AKA... my vagina....

by willey, j April 30, 2009

hocking a lubey

The act of shitting out lube after anal sex

After a wild round of fudge-pounding, Angela proclaimed, "I'll be in the bathroom, hocking a lubey."

by _____cadet January 28, 2014

to extend your lebensraum

(even if the word lebensraum is offensive in the historical context of Nazi Germany, it is not in this case):

a phrase meaning: pick up your garbage/trash/shit after yourself and throw it away.

mother, entering her son's room (shouting): Daniel, how dare you keep all this trash on your table. I refuse to let you downstairs for dinner until and unless you are going to extend your lebensraum. got that? Now, kiss the Don's ring, or die.

by Sexydimma September 22, 2014

Lube

A stimulating juice for making love that looks & feels like the juice a man excretes while making love.

Not to be confused with moisturiser/lotion, which also looks & feels like the juice a man excretes but is often used for making love with one's own self.

Glenn: Could Bob Want Flo To Go Find Bedroom And Go Make Love As They Do.
Buster Melmacian: “bob would To lube like this While Flo did get paying attention”

by MayDayMeh June 18, 2018

auto-lube

A miracle of nature that occurs when you have to take a shit so bad that your ass begins to spontaneously lube itself in preparation for said shit.

I gotta shit so bad I just auto-lubed!

by ad fan September 15, 2008

Lace Lube

A nickname for someone who hides their horniness, and enjoys Minecraft. They are a pretty cool person who likes to watch a lot of Netflix.

“Oh em gee did you see Lace Lube the other day?”

“Yeah she was looking very emo.”

by WhenYouChicken April 29, 2020