Lingerer

A man or women who either wants to be in dumbasses or thinks there already in dumbasses so instead of talking to the whole group they only talk to there one friend who happens to be In the group, so they just follow the group around. Normally these people never hang out anywhere else but school. Also ex-dumbasses members that stopped talking to the group but only talk to like 2 people so there technically still in it. In shorter words someone who was never accepted into the group but just follows us around all day.

Wow! Look at that lingerer hoard!

by EPEOEOEO May 22, 2023

The Langerhans Polka

The movement and actions of an individual with polyuria in a crowd, who must leave to urinate. This frequently involves dodging, darting, and abrupt movements towards the bathroom. "Langerhans" is from the Isle of Langerhans, an organ in the body afflicted by diabetics, who, by virtue of their affliction, urinate frequently, but the definition is not restricted to diabetics.

"After that seventh beer, John was doing the Langerhans Polka the rest of the night."

by Freezy Fruster May 4, 2009

Derpy Logger

A person who is passing a logger, and due to the extreme pain, and has an expression that is funny as hell, until that person is you!

Dude 1: Oh sh*t, I've got a logger!
*Dude 1 makes a weird expression*
Dude 2: Hahahahaha, you're a derpy logger!... OH SH*T!!!
I'M A DERPY LOGGER NOW!

by FlipD3RP December 2, 2011

pro-loner

Somebody who can do things well, and can do them just as well if they had to do it by themselves. If not, better.

"Yes he did do that by himself! What a pro-loner!"

by BigdaddypapaJ January 29, 2014

Cold logger

A frozen turd that is used in place of a dildo.

After it was ready, I gave her an epic cold logger.

by Mr Ock June 26, 2019

alice longberg

A amazing star stable youtuber who deserves a subscribers and everyone should subscribe to her i love her videos a lot and i am her #1 fan and im also always first on her videos because i have notifications on so if u subscribe to her you should turn them on YEAH YEAH

Person 1: Hi! Who are you?
Person 2: Im Alice Longberg the best youtuber in the world!

by anqelwings October 2, 2020

pp lingers

That somewhat burning lingering sensation you get after an ejaculation. it will linger for some, time but will slowly fade away without you even noticing.

bro 1: Hey bro you, you wanna play lightsabers with our dicks?
bro 2: damn bro, I cant. I still got them pp lingers from my nut earlier...
bro 1: damn, that sucks bro. I heard hot showers help tho, did you try that?
bro 2: gee bro, I didn't. thanks! I'm gonna try it now! wanna join?
bro 1: hell yea! be in there in 5!

by Charix December 8, 2020