Lone Eagle

When you are jerking off to photos of someone while they are in the next room over
What the fuck are you doing Brandon? Stop being a lone eagle and actually fuck me
by SladeWOOMY January 04, 2024
Get the Lone Eagle mug.

New York lonely boy

Made popular by Netflix’s Girls5Eva, a New York lonely boy is a son born to older parents who’s more comfortable around adults than kids.

They are all over the city, eating sushi and usually wear a fedora, high-giving a doorman. His sibling is the city!
Hey, why is Mike always high-fiving doormen across the city?

Ooh, Mike! He’s a New York lonely boy. No brother, no sister. Just one little lonely mister!
by RandomZed March 28, 2023
Get the New York lonely boy mug.

My lone chromosome

Some one who fucks her brother and can die if it sees rain
Me: Hey Man U heard about my lone chromosome

Blair: WHY GOD DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT RAIN WHY!!!!!
by RYDO McShagger January 13, 2021
Get the My lone chromosome mug.

The Lonely Bathroom

When you go into the bathroom to urinate, but upon entry, you find there is a person already using one of the 2 urinals, so you leave instead of using the second urinal, and thus avoiding any akward interaction.
Person 1: dude why did you leave the bathroom? i thought you had to piss?
Person 2: dude i had to pull The lonely bathroom to avoid standing next to the burliest fuck i had ever seen not at a circus.
by GuruStyle June 22, 2010
Get the The Lonely Bathroom mug.
You at the end of the day when the gig has finished and all the pretty girls have gone home with their handsome boyfriends to have it off and you're in a cheap Travelodge hotel room all lonely and trying to imagine yourself with those girls by having it off with yourself (masturbating). Sadly, it rarely helps the situation and you end up more depressed than before.
The gig has ended and all the pretty girls have gone home with their boyfriends and I'm here having a lonely wank in a Travelodge. So depressing.
by TheFunnyGuy88 June 30, 2022
Get the A lonely wank in a Travelodge mug.

Lonely mans

Lonely mans, the guy who sits up and ponders life while his room mate is getting the sloppiest of all domes
Dude, Everett is a god damn lonely mans
by Terminal Privates December 19, 2018
Get the Lonely mans mug.

lone rager

A person on a gaming server, who after being killed multiple times or made fun of, decides to rally everyone to change or leave the server, but fails, resulting in him leaving alone.
"Look at him fail, he's gonna be a lone rager for sure."
"That guy's trying to be a lone rager, no-one's leaving"
by AwesomenautsClunk September 30, 2013
Get the lone rager mug.