J-Loaf

The feeling one gets from consuming large quantities of Americans favorite plentiful dish... Meafloaf. Usually found under the #7 combo on any classy truck stop dinner menu.

Flow, your meatloaf is puttin' the serious hurt on me.... I'm totally J-loaf'd

Ketchup before and after, yup, that's what is making me feel like a J-loaf.

Oh, I am absolutely stuffed from this large helping of plentiful meatloaf with a side of plentiful meatloaf, and of course my melatté didn't help either. I'm so J-loaf'd I need to undo the top button.

by C-aught you slippin' August 25, 2006

vagina loaf

when a large hovis loaf, is inserted into the vagina while being penatrated and having a vagina mole smile with pleasure.

Louise: shit dude i hate vagina loafs!
Maisie; why?
Louise; there just so fermented and gross,
Maisie: even worse than a butt plug?
Louise; fuck no! i love butt plugs

by NOTORIOUSBIGDADDYFUCK! January 31, 2009

loaf jjau

where
what
oh loaf

a permanently banned member from the discord of a roblox jojo game (Jojo's Alternate Universe) for calling an art beggar a fag

sewer: "loaf jjau laof from jjau from jjau banned"
water rats: "what"

by laof February 11, 2021

raisin loaf

its when a girl is so prude, her shit looks like raisin bread

Muhr E left a raisin loaf in borgers toilet

by Bobby A August 8, 2003

boob loaf

The condition of one's breasts fitting in such a way that they look like they have melded into one big loaf across the chest. Similar to a sports bra's look, it smooshes the breasts together and flattens them into a loaf shape. It is typically considered unsightly and undesirable.

Ugh, that girl needs a better bra or something. Just look at her boob loaf!

by Chosso December 31, 2011

Crustie Loaf

Cum on a womans pussy, wait until it goes hard, scrape it off and eat it

during sex or just having fun try out a Crustie Loaf

by lilreto November 25, 2009

Baking a loaf

When you cum on every inch of someone and then lay them in the wind to dry so they become crusty like the outside of a loaf of bread.

Satine: OMG you're going on a date?
Padme: Yeah, we're totally baking a loaf tonight.

by YummyBerries September 1, 2022