lizard

an mental guy/girl who dont give a give a shit. and will kill for a snickers.

ben: that guys a lizard
micheal:i know
harrison:dont go near him he doesnt give a shit

by steveoooooo April 6, 2009

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lizard

A hippie term for penis.

Cover up your lizard, Gene.

by David September 15, 2004

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lizarding

to slither your tongue into someones mouth, like a lizard.

i thought my date was moving in for a kiss... but it was more like lizarding.

vy.. don't even try lizarding me

by noobasaurus September 24, 2011

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lizard licker was coined by jim Morrison in 1971, by jim Morrison "the lizard king"! probably the greatest sexual gift a brilliant musician could give to the world. here's how ya do it. find a groupie or really awesome woman and a bandmate or a best friend and get naked... this is important! now go down on the woman together! if she closes her eyes it'll feel like a lizard is licking her and two tongues is always better than one!

neil: hey paul, you want to come over and give this girl the lizard licker?
paul: what's the lizard licker?
neil: got this wild child pretty sure she traveled through a portal at Woodstock and she told me about it.

paul: still don't know what it is?
neil: we both go down on her at the same time and it feels like she's fucking a lizard!

paul: okay but why would she want that?
neil: she said some guy named jim Morrison did it to her and then she ended up here! it's the last thing she remembers. maybe its the secret to time travel?
paul: maybe you both did too much acid!!!!
neil: well here comes the acid!

by special_OV October 19, 2014

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