I am lowkey literally deadass dead

This phrase is typically used to express shock or surprise. While originally, it was generally used by people from the Greater Boston area, it has since spread across the Eastern United States - making it as far south as Central Florida.

This phrase is not to be confused with "I cannot AHAHA oh my god." While similar in use cases, "I am lowkey literally deadass dead" is used in instances where humor may or may not be present, while "I cannot AHAHA oh my god" is typically used in a comedy setting.

"Bro, me and Cassidy made out a little in the walk-in at work."

"I am lowkey literally deadass dead right now."

by deflatedwaffles March 3, 2023

Dean's Lister

A person who has no social life. He/she will give up going to hang out with friends to study for tests. Many believe they sleep with their Biology books. In school they maintain a 95 average, are 2 min early for classes, fail a minimum of one test, and think they are better then everyone else never doing any favors for anyone. These people are in summary full of themself.

Alyssa: omg i slept wit my bio book!
Josue: really? man u a dean lister, so can i have math homework?
Alyssa: NO! IM GOIN TO STAY HOME AND DO GEOMETRY INSTEAD OF GOING TO THE MOVIES!

by Josue Snow June 15, 2006

liferuiners

Women who are attractive and dangerous. Often being known to cheat, use drugs, binge drink, and lie. Liferuiners usually roll in flocks and are hard to resist.

"Dude, i went to a party with all liferuiners, it was awesome"

"shes got to be a liferuiner, i want her"

by Joey e Long January 9, 2009

Literately

A term used by annoying teenage girls to make up for lack of words

I literately love starbucks

by The Boi Junky October 29, 2018

A Lifer

People who don't have a myspace, facebook, or any other kind of social networking and actually get on with there life.

Wow that guy is such a lifer.

by Johnny_boy316 March 13, 2009

computer semi-literate

A person half-dedicated to leaving the internet strewn with liter and garbage.

Percy is a computer semi-literate, he only half-heartedly flames, spams and trashes chat sites.

by megnao flimpis August 1, 2003

lifted [bro]

Sick and Lifted Bro. Black spiked hair, flat bill, trucker hat, black flys, silver star jersey or famous stars and straps, and dickies shorts. Usually shops at Tilly's. Nautical star tattoo or an iron cross on fire. Drives a lifted F-150 or Silverado. Maybe a Dirtbike in back. Tan girlfriend with large breast popping out of white "skin" tank top or wife beater. Look for them in Riverside or on main street in HB.

That sick fool is super lifted bro with his fabtech chevy.

by Nipple Threat September 26, 2005