Libatique

Getting drunk and snoring so much coke, that you almost pass out, your girl calls the ambulance and you punch the medic in the face so hard that loses a teeth and brakes his nose, that his colleague ends up calling the police and you break the police man's nose aswell.

Man, last night was wild. Matthew did a Libatique again

by Camerimage December 11, 2018

labia laundry

Cleaning ones vag and letting it air dry after

M: What are you doing on the bed over there?
E: Oh, just my labia laundry before my date tonight, gotta be fresh!

by Lady Jerk July 17, 2019

Libawk

The combination between a Lion, Bear, and Hawk. Refers to the combining of 3 spirit animals.

hey josh whats your spirit animal?
“A libawk, if you know you know”

by torleigh July 31, 2019

libiotard

A simple blend word combining Liberal, Idiot, and Retard. It's used when each individual word - or even when the blended word libtard - seems insufficient.

The libiotard politicians wanted to increase spending, raise tax rates, and regulate even more despite the record debt and unemployment.

by TazTalksYouListen September 17, 2019

Libra

1. The seventh zodiac sign for people that were born from Sept. 23- Oct. 22

2. The name of a new cryptocurrency Facebook is putting out, which will compete with the U.S. dollar. Needless to say, this will probably either fall flat on it’s face or help Facebook take over the world and steal or help people to steal several people’s money.

1. Hold on, I need to check the Libra section for today’s horoscope.

2. Guy 1 in the future: “Can I pay you with Libra?”
Guy 2 also in the future: “You invested in that? You a dumbass or sum?”

by nlolhere July 13, 2020

libadda

when you don’t like lauren

“hey court, libadda”
then lauren’s boyfriend doesnt know what you mean

by kshmoney September 20, 2020

Labian

Typically a simple, short, beautiful girl. Somehow men are easily attracted to her and find it hard to get over her. Although, she is kind hearted and sweet. She is also low key mean and a bitch.

Labian, she’s the one!

by Lala10 October 4, 2020