lecterize

v. To sway someone or hinder their better judgement using only the cunning of your words.

To go to the Matisyahu concert I had to lecterize my mom by making her remember how her mother didnt let her go to a Rolling Stones concert when she was a teen and while not at the concert, was raped by her uncle.

by resto776 November 28, 2009

letter of intent

(Law) (Verb) A first kiss indicating that the kisser, i.e. initiator has the serious intention of doing something more to the kissee, i.e. receiver. Such as kissing more, something a bit sexier or potentially even dating depending on the circumstances specified in previous negotiations. It does not constitute either a promise or a contract, further described in the Flight of the Conchords so aptly named song A Kiss is Not a Contract.
(Verb) Declaration of intentions.
(Veb) First Move, aka you didn't chicken out.

What! I thougth you gave me a letter of intent, how are you NOW dating my sister?" "OMG, he gave me a letter of intent after the Brittney Spears concert!" "Now that was a sweet sweet letter of intent."

by Not a lawyer/CircuitCourtJudge May 16, 2011

Letterbox sniffer

Someone who goes around sniffing stranger's letterboxes or bodily parts hoping to get a whiff of pheromones and/or sex.

This is often followed by a lewd or suggestive proposition and often results in violence and/or arrest.

See also crotchsniffer, sexpest and peeping tom

"What's wrong with Jo tonight?"
"She's rampant, sniffing out anything she can."
"Geez, what a letterbox sniffer"

by Jockchick December 18, 2011

LexerFire

When a soul has been a virgin his/her whole life because of sexual attraction towards non human things.

Josef is going to be a lexerfire his whole life.

by Katlin Glover July 17, 2018

letterion

Is the best boyfriend u will ever have.
They will be a good best friend also

A good person to hang around with

Is also a type of comedian

Will change your life in a good way

Gives u the same energy u give them

If they trust u keep it and do the same and u will become bestfriends or if opposite sex soul mates

Letterion is a good soul mate and bestfriend

by Maun jem November 9, 2018

LESTER LAND

A gay place where people fuck, like a big cluster-fuck.

John going to lester land

by Andrew likes males May 8, 2019

letterize Them

When someone in your life becomes so insignificant that you don’t even use their name; you only use their initials when speaking about them

I cringe when I say their name it’s time we letterize them.

by Shanalan April 19, 2019