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Pedophile Legs

When you have hairy legs from the knee down, but don’t grow any hair on your thighs.
Thank god I only have to shave from the knee down, because I have pedophile legs”
by Hollyfcknrae December 11, 2018
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Walk legs

When all of your friends have a mode of transportation such as a bike or car but you are walking. ´I forgot my bike, so I just am going on my walk legs´

Origin: Comes from a Danish saying that can´t be translated - Gistrup Fab fucked four are the originators.
by themanwithlegs January 31, 2016
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Morning Legs

When you wake up in the morning and stumble as you take your first steps. Often confused with the feeling of waking up drunk.
I thought I was still drunk when I woke up this morning, but I just had morning legs.
by thekre July 18, 2011
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Lonely Legs

A young annoying female who goes on vacation by herself. She will often be found searching for the next man, woman, or couple to sleep with. She is found mostly in her home habitat...the bar.
Uh-oh, here comes good old lonely legs hide your mate.
by adiejan January 16, 2011
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Lamb Legs

Muscular legs on a hot, sexy well defined female.
She got dem lamb legs tho!!!

She wrapped them lamb legs around me and took me for a ride.

She squeezed my head like a watermelon with them lamb legs.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
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Leg Sex

when a horny man can't get sex from his wife so he settles for leg sex; putting just enough baby oil on her legs while she lays across the bed on her stomach, you stand there as she gets you hard by rubbing your penis with her feet, and as soon as your ready you mount her putting your hard on between her thighs and stroke untill you bust a nut then go to sleep.
"baby can we get freaky tonight, NO! I'm tired . . . how bout some Leg Sex? oh alright"
by King Hall July 23, 2009
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Leg Finger

A toe, as defined by someone who wants you to know they are 40% better than team seniors and managers, but don't mis-interpret anything negative that is said.
Sorry, I can't come to work today. I think my leg finger has an infection. I am going to the doctor.
by Wsosos February 5, 2012
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