Lawn Care

Stupid thing you do only to make money

Wanna go do some Lawn Care.
Fuck no.

by stupidwordsguy September 21, 2020

Mowing Lawns

A term used to describe when you stole money from your parents but laundering it by saying that you mowed lawns to earn the money. Mowing 60 lawns would be stealing 60 dollars.

Mom: How did you get 60 dollars to buy that game of yours?

Son: I'm mowing lawns to earn that money!

Son to friend: Yo, check this out, I mowed 60 lawns from my mom.

by LydiLauLillith April 22, 2024

lawn licker

Similar to a carpet muncher; A woman who enjoys giving oral sex to another woman

“Omg, I heard Jenny was a lawn licker”
“No way! Doesn’t she have a boyfriend?”

by Pxince October 15, 2023

lawn crawler

A lawn crawler is a someone who come to somebody's party unannounced and walk/force their way in, alot of the time if in a large group trash the persons home and steal things.

i dont want lawn crawlers gatecrashing my party

by scottio5926 June 23, 2008

Eat the lawn

When a man or a woman is eating the pussy of another woman.

Oh man, did you see that guy eat the lawn of that hot Latina!?

by jLoColombia January 23, 2015

lawn pizza

Spew...vomit...chunder

Fuck check out the lawn pizza that sick cunt left in the back yard

by Vandy80 February 19, 2021

mow my lawn

every mexican has heard this

I need some beaners to mow my lawn

by NOGREENCARD? October 10, 2023