Naked lightning attack

To get naked at lightning speed without being asked, in order to escape from a sentimental situation with a date/partner and to encourage the date/partner to have sex instead.

Tommy performed a successful naked lightning attack on S. as she was crying.

Tommy scored with a NLA.

by S.13 July 22, 2022

French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.

I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

lightning bugkakke

putting lightning bug semen on your face as war paint

the native americans used to have lightning bugkakke painting parties after wars

by AlcoholicsAnonymous420 July 1, 2025

Crease Lightning

When you are wearing a shirt with bulk creases but you don't care because you are an OG who has zero care for social norms, unless your girlfriend is coming over.

Person 1 - Honor is coming around, don’t you dare say anything about my shirt. I know its creased.

Moments later - Girlfriend arrives...

Girlfriend - "Hey what have you guys been doing?"

Person 2- "Not much, hanging on the couch with crease lightning over here"

by Buzz Kant November 18, 2025

Leyton lightning

1: Insurance fraud committed by means of arson. Refers to a fire touched off by a putative lightning strike within the precincts of Leyton, a neighbourhood of east London with a reputation as a centre of urban deprivation. Perhaps coined by Linda Smith, English stand up comedienne.

2: Italian business insurance.

Egon Ronay: “Nobody ever went to that fine Italian restaurant on the high street because it was next door to a funeral home. I hear that last week the place burned down.”

Linda Smith: “Must have been a case of Leyton lightning.”

by 2x Talk August 25, 2010

Jersey Lightning

The mysterious sudden fire in unoccupied buildings that is heavily insured ...

That old empty warehouse by the river burned down last night with no one around. Sounds suspicious like arson. it was just a little Jersey LIghtning

by Sunnync May 20, 2020

Fat Lightning

Fat Lightning is the most supreme being in the universe by being the negative charge that creates everything that exists. Fat Lightning runs throughout the universe interacting with positive charges.

Fat Lightning is inside you.

by Fatlightning January 2, 2021