lettuce face

n. A man with a hot body, but an ugly face, i.e. "Lettuce face be replaced!"

John is so fit, too bad he's a lettuce face.

by whodatotherdude December 31, 2020

Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder

A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.

My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.

by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010

Mexican lettuce

Putting potato chips on a sandwich.

Hey put some potato chips on your sandwich it’s great. You mean Mexican lettuce?

by August 04, 2021

yok of lettuce

A group of lettuce

Jen went shopping and bought a yok of lettuce for her garden salad

by Lettuceleso July 19, 2024

homosexual lettuce

A common insult. See cunt or idiot.

Me:Hey that sounds cool.

Her:9No its not cool you homosexual lettuce.

by tjar0laxin April 07, 2017

want some lettuce

From Max and Ruby used to annoy people by repeating it.

Person 1: Want some lettuce Beep Beep
Person 2: no
Person 1: Want some lettuce Beep Beep

Person 2: stop.

by OG JUNGLE GIRL January 22, 2018

Lettuce Leaf

Bomb Ass Weed, Very Green & Aesthetically appealing.

Yo, I heard Chauncey got the plug for that lettuce Leaf, That mf owes me 30 dollaz i'm finna make him smoke me out.

Ja'Bryan always has the best Lettuce Leaf man. But La'Randy always gives me the low for that Lettuce Leaf!

by GeddyFribbs February 16, 2017