mar-a-lago milkshake

The act of cumming into a cup of ice cream, making an ex pornstar eat said ice cream and then paying her off to never mention your tiny mushroom penis.

I gave that broad a mar-a-lago milkshake and paid her to leave.

by Dirty Donny T April 11, 2024

Mar-a-Lago Milkshake

Donald Trumps ejaculate

At the height of climax, Trump delivers his famous Mar-a-lago milkshake.

by Mr & Mrs Deez April 12, 2024

Mar-A-Lago Face

The face of a woman who has been "enhanced" through plastic surgery, most notably to increase their lips and cheeks to cartoonish proportions, often accompanied with Botox.

Lauren Sanchez sure looks different since she got with Jeff Bezos.
Yeah, she's one procedure away from Mar-A-Lago face.

What the hell happened to Kimberly Guilfoyle?
Since getting with Don Jr., she's had some work done and now has Mar-A-Lago face.

by anonymous October 17, 2025

Mar-a-lago Monocle

When an older man removes his penis from a younger woman's anus and then wipes it around her eye leaving a brown ring.

Epstien was really kicked out for giving too many Mar-a-lago Monocles.

by Chopstix608 December 18, 2025

Feeding fish at the blue lagoon.

This is a euphemism for going to the toilet - the blue lagoon is reference to the use of blue tablets that colour the water in the toilet.

Sorry I was late, I was feeding fish at the blue lagoon.

by Theodore H Biscuit October 14, 2010