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Kyle

Kyle will be the sweetest person you've ever met, he'll always be there for you no matter what and always listen to you. He gives amazing advice on anything and everything. You guys will bond super quickly and trust each other more than anything. Kyle has been through ups and downs and understands you more than anyone else. If you ever come across a Kyle, talk to him, bond with him, you definitely won't regret it. He has the best jokes and will always make you laugh when you're sad, and he will certainly be the funniest person you've ever met. He would take a bullet for you.
by I love fishies November 17, 2022
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Kyle

A man who drinks monster energy and is a real man.
Kyle is awsome
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kyle

a horrible boy who has a girlfriend but cheats on her with a saghs girl and sends nudes all day. he has long hair and smells like a rat
tanya:”you know kyle?”
lara:”YEAH I LOVE RAT SHIT!”
by Sdgghh January 3, 2020
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Kyle

a bottom
probably is topped by a jack or a eric
person 1: i could totally top kyle.
by where's my juul?? May 10, 2020
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Kyle

Kyle (1)
(N): A Monster drinking guy who gains infinite power everytime he drinks a Monster; Guy who weight lifts and will help us out at raiding Area 52!
Kyle: I drink Monster
Karen: Fuck off Satanic beast
Kyle: NO U
Karen: I would like to talk to the manager
Kyle: FOOL I AM THE MANAGER
by Eim Gay September 22, 2019
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Kyle

The one motherfucker who always shows up at parties with a 6 pack of monster energy. When a Kyle shows up, you’ll know by the stench of axe body spray. If you see a Kyle out in the wild, hide the Red Bull and reinforce your walls because he will punch a hole through that shit. One way to spot a Kyle is by the way they wear their hat. They always have it at around a 45 degree angle facing the back of their head.
Random person #1: Oh shit here comes Kyle.....
Kyle: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YOU GUYS

*Kyle says this whilst punching a hole through your wall and downing a monster energy*
by SpiffyNoodles34 June 18, 2019
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Kyle

Sometimes a person who doesn’t drink red monster, skateboard, or punch things. Probably a good student and loves his family
That guy Kyle is nothing like the internet says he would be.
by Mr retard man October 2, 2019
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