diarrhea of the keyboard 

Similar to the phrase diarrhea of the mouth, but done exclusively via computer.
A person afflicted with diarrhea of the keyboard may send frequent, very lengthy emails, post multiple very long daily updates to his or her blog or website, or clog up internet BBSs (forums (or even fora if you want to be an ass about it).

{Tony}: When you're a computer geek playing games and invading dungeons, Jethro just doesn't cut it.

{Abby}: This guy has diarrhea of the keyboard. His blog must be 1,000 pages long.

diarrhea of the keyboard by Telephony April 25, 2017

iPad Pro Magic Keyboard 

The ridiculously overpriced piece of garbage keyboard and trackpad case for the iPad Pro. It makes your iPad float in the air, but come on? Who really needs that? Who, in their right mind would pay $350 for a keyboard that can't tilt it that far back, a small trackpad, and no function keys? Due to the rubbery material, the outer surface smudges really easily! Complete waste of money.

Did you see the new iPad Pro that came out?
Yes, and Apple also announced the new iPad Pro Magic Keyboard with a built-in trackpad?
How much is it?
$300 or $350. The Apple tax, you know.
$350 for a keyboard?!

iPad Pro Magic Keyboard by D.Empire412 October 1, 2020

i can type without looking at the keyboard 

The first thing that comes to your mind while trying to type without looking at google.

*looks up and starts typing aggressively* "i can type without looking at the keyboard"

i can type without looking at the keyboard by Mama's Mia November 22, 2019

cat on the keyboard 

When a text or email is laced with typos and misspellings, as if a cat walked on a keyboard while a person was writing. A garbled email or text.

Sorry for the garbled email, there was a cat on the keyboard.
Her letter was rife with errors; she must have had a cat on her keyboard.
I never text and drive, not only is it really dangerous, but if i text while driving, my texts always look like there was a cat on my keyboard.

cat on the keyboard by merlin's memory April 10, 2017

My dead cat ran over my keyboard 

My dead cat ran over my keyboard is a joke mocking people who always have an excuse

Oh what now John your gonna tell me that" My dead cat ran over my keyboard" John last time you told me you could not pay your rent because my "prices are too high" even though the only thing that is high is you everybody in this god forsaken building knows that you do weed John You're four months behind on your rent just fucking pay it.

My dead cat ran over my keyboard by Beanafied May 12, 2020

Frosty Keyboard

A keyboard that has the visual appearance of being "frosted" in some areas due to an individual using Instant messenger while watching/ and or right after watching pornographic imagery whilst pleasuring themselves. the gradual buildup of residue can be described as "frosting"

You should'nt watch porn and use chat, you'll get a Frosty keyboard!

i should really clean my keyboard, its got a nice layer of Frosting over it

Dave offered to lend me his keyboard, but i declined because it was Frosted

Frosty Keyboard by madd-monkey March 3, 2011

cum keyboard 

A keyboard which has been cum apon so much that it has formed an extra layer over the actual keyboard and has a hard inside layer amd a wet & sticky outside layer. Usually some keys get stuck together and the whole thing is sticky to where it is unusable.

Gamer boi: "I went to play fortnite last night but my keyboard was so sticky that my hands kept getting wet and they stuck to the keys."
Old girl: "well maybe you should clean your cum keyboard Johnny!"

cum keyboard by Whispering_sweet_nothings November 13, 2018