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sticky keys

the true defenition of insanity.
Try to play a Minecraft server and find someone who you want to team with and press shift too many times?
Motherfucking Sticky keys.
Tap on shift or something because your board and its 3:00AM?
mothercucking sticky key jumpscare baby!

But the actual reason is more kind hearted.
Its supposed to be feture for people with disabilities and because of that can't do button combaniations.
Person one in Minecraft chat:BRO WHY TF DID YOU KILL ME I WAS DOING THE PEACE SIGN
Person two in Minecraft caht:Sorry you randomly Stoped.
Person one:fucking sticky keys.
Person one:this is fucking bullshit im going to go watch the black and orange website.
XxNoobSlayerxX has exited the server.
Person two in Minecraft chat:Jeez i did not think i made him that mad by killing him. Must have been a child...
by Agent Stamos November 25, 2020
mugGet the sticky keysmug.

toilet key

A roll of toilet paper that is brought to you so you can leave the imprisonment of a toilet without shit tickets.
Honey, can you grab the "toilet key" for me, I'm locked in again! Fucking kids need to start replacing the rolls!
by davidbrookstone October 25, 2011
mugGet the toilet keymug.

key smash

The art of smashing ones hand/head/any body part upon the keyboard of a computer or mobile device. It is used in modern times to convey strong emotion, Most commonly used when feeling: HAPPY, PANICKED, ANGER. Millennials and genz alike have adopted this new texting phenomenon.
“SAKJAJAJAJSJAJAJAJJSJHDJDJDDJ I’M SO SORRY!”
“JSJSKSJDJKDJKSHAKAJSJDGFKKD,,,!jUggHh skiddily dooba”
“GhfhjfJfjydstdgFugGGJYFjyfyjFjyFhjGjhGugUgkuGuk“
*Sam, out of pure rage, slammed his hand down on his poor newly bought, blue tooth keyboard. R.I.P. The key smash broke it for good.*
by Ihadsomerealgoodtacobell July 12, 2022
mugGet the key smashmug.

dumpster key

The secret that will get your significant other to do butt stuff.
I spent month's trying to figure out my girlfriend's dumpster key.
by SupSoup August 13, 2019
mugGet the dumpster keymug.

hit to key

Critical hit. Used in the terrible translated Vietnamese version of Pokemon Crystal.
Croc SCRAAH!
HIT TO KEY!
by FranekGMD March 13, 2017
mugGet the hit to keymug.

Key beard

When you try to type key board but your fingers are retarded.
My key beard is broken
I accidentally typed key beard instead of key board and my friend makes fun of me now
by MelonSmasher29 February 24, 2023
mugGet the Key beardmug.

Red key

Used to describe a Dodge Challenger SRT Hell Cat buy it Red Key which is used to unlock all 707 bhp
Ey man did you see Jamie got that Red key challenger
by Some MF online January 27, 2022
mugGet the Red keymug.

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