Kansas Tug And Pull

Where your girlfriend plays tug of war with a dog and blows it at the same time.

Is your girl giving that dog a Kansas Tug And Pull?

by Daman103747 July 1, 2018

Kansas City Slugger

The sexual act of usuing a sledgehammer to to pop or push a males testicles back in to his stomach

Guy 1: Ohh baby I’m ready for the sex

Girl 1: You want me to call the John to preform theKansas City Slugger ?

Guy 1: Already called him told him 9:30

by Cumblastedflakes December 17, 2018

AR-Kansas

What southerns don’t want to hear

This one is Arkansas and this one is Kansas and not AR-Kansas AMERICA EXPLAIN

by INFIRESMAN February 6, 2019

kansas

so so so so sexy of a male

damn he is a kansas

by DreamCatcher43 February 24, 2017

Kansas Tractor

The act of receiving sexual pleasure by taking two tennis balls (anything similar to that size and shape), and preceding to smash/roll them together around the testicles of the recipeant. Thus creating a tractor and plow like resemblance.

Juan and Nick felt like spanking one another's testicles so they proceeded to try out the Kansas Tractor.

by Squishy turd September 22, 2016

Kansas City CPAP

Term for a person that eats ass and then wears a mask to preserve the taste and smell for as long as possible.

Person 1: Did you see them with their mask on when no one was around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That person over there.
Person 2: Oh! They’re pulling a Kansas City CPAP after eating ass all morning.

by Smithsonian November 4, 2021

Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.

“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

“Sounds fun!”

by epausti November 13, 2023