The geographical center of the United States. Approximately 206 individuals live here. Located 2.6 miles away is a dedicated memorial with a small chapel and free souvenirs.
Only the bravest of souls venture to Lebanon, Kansas the center of the United States.
by Sam Eugene June 25, 2017
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A sickness that leaves the person confused and disoriented after visiting Kansas or even thinking about going to Kansas.
“I have been thinking about going to Kansas for a while, but for some reason, I can’t remember why. Wait, why am I in the grocery store again?”

“Goddammit Paul, you got the fucking Kansas Sickness, get tf away from me you sick bastard.”
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To fuck the eye socket of a 1 eyed person
Hey Stan ! I'm going to kansas city, do you know where a good time can be had ???
Stan: Hell yea, go down to independence Avenue and look for a 1 eyed guy called JR, you'll get the best Kansas City skull fuck ever !!
And it's only 20 bucks !!!!
by Asshole Strawboss December 23, 2022
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A sexual position where the male spins the female around on a bed and licks their clitoris. After that the make inserts into the female's ass and spins around until climax.
Jace: I just gave my girlfriend a Kansas Tornader
William: try not to have an assbaby
by Goddamnit James May 2, 2018
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What southerns don’t want to hear
This one is Arkansas and this one is Kansas and not AR-Kansas AMERICA EXPLAIN
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A place in central Kansas that has "rich history" of a strong Germans influence. So German that the school systems seemed to forget a little part in 1933-1947 called the Holocaust.
Hays Kansas has a population is 24,027 counting the cattle and drunk collage kids.
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Euphemism for a gay man. From the expression playing for the other team and the 1974 film Blazing Saddles.
“I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!”

“He’s not interested in girls, he’s busy playing for Kansas City” *wink wink*
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