A Kansas turnover

The act of a married women and man at the fucking while they recite their vows and spit in each other’s mouths and the man repeatedly pees in the women’s asshole

I heard Tammy and Brian pulled a Kansas turnover

by QueenofKing January 24, 2022

kansas kunt kommittee

A Kansas KKK female Bully Bitch who is a baby mommy and preditor that traps men because she is psychologically unhealthy.

The Kansas Kunt Kommittee is so ugly that she has to get pregnant to become nothing.

by Wicked Witch December 15, 2016

Dirty Kansas

When you put a fleshlight on a drill and let it spin on your fat cock like a wild tornado

Paco: "Dude my dick is chaffed from that Dirty Kansas."
Quinn: "You gotta use bacon grease as lube bro, the Dirty Kansas is a force to be reckoned with."

by puerto_rican_fecal_master November 25, 2022

Kansas City Sizzle

When an obese Kansas City sports fan shits their pants out of excitement during a game.

Kent is too fat to jump with excitement, so when the Royals hit a home run he just smiled, leaned back in his lounge chair and dropped a hot Kansas City Sizzle down his legs.

by Hot Franklin March 4, 2023

Kansas Dick-Lynching

When you take an offending minor; tie a rope around the tip of the penis, and then hang said person by their penis from the tallest tree in town

Well Bobby didn't didn't do his homework, so I gave him a regular ole- Kansas Dick-Lynching.

by JPG370 February 2, 2016

kansas soda

when someone doesn't finish their drinks and leaves bottles and cans with one sip in the fridge and everywhere

fucking josh and his kansas sodas. finish the fucking apple juice.

by balsamic vin May 2, 2021

Kansas Tug And Pull

Where your girlfriend plays tug of war with a dog and blows it at the same time.

Is your girl giving that dog a Kansas Tug And Pull?

by Daman103747 July 1, 2018