A place in central Kansas that has "rich history" of a strong Germans influence. So German that the school systems seemed to forget a little part in 1933-1947 called the Holocaust.
Hays Kansas has a population is 24,027 counting the cattle and drunk collage kids.
by Fellow traveler June 24, 2018
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When a woman cums on a man's penis during intercourse, and using the secretion as adhesive, glitter is put on the man's penis. This, giving the appearance of a sparkler
Dicks and Jane are very festive. Last night they made a Kansas City sparkler .
by Kansas boi April 15, 2017
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Euphemism for a gay man. From the expression playing for the other team and the 1974 film Blazing Saddles.
“I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!”

“He’s not interested in girls, he’s busy playing for Kansas City” *wink wink*
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When you give her the good anal slip after you just took her out to a fancy date to Taco Bell and it sprays out at high speed
Gave my wife the good ol Kansas flash bang last night.
by Kansas kids February 12, 2020
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Term for a person that eats ass and then wears a mask to preserve the taste and smell for as long as possible.
Person 1: Did you see them with their mask on when no one was around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That person over there.
Person 2: Oh! They’re pulling a Kansas City CPAP after eating ass all morning.
by Smithsonian November 4, 2021
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When you shit in the cleavage of your partners tits and it comes out all watery and it starts falling like a landslide of mud
I gave my girl a Kansas City Mudslide last week
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
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