Kyle

Karen's male counterpart. Voted "most likely to become a domestic terrorist" by his classmates. A connoisseur of alt-right propaganda. Paragon of bootlicking.

Kyle! You're supposed to lick the boot, not deep-throat it.

by anonymous September 17, 2020

Kyle

A aggressive male who drinks monsters and punches holes in your walls

Kyle

by WhyIhateChildren October 29, 2020

Kyle

Hot,better than EVERYONE and anyone. He is your papi and will destroy you. He owns your house, if you disrespect him you are sent to the dungeon and abused by shrek because you NEVER disobey your papi:)

If you disrespect kyle he will open a can of whoop-ass on your face

by ching is October 29, 2020

Kyle

did something wrong

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE NO WHAT DID YOU SAY WHAT THE FUCK DUDE STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE

by wertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm October 9, 2020

Kyle

A dumbass kid with no balls

Fuck you kyle no one loves you

by Bunger_____ November 21, 2021

To Kyle

To punch, kick, or otherwise perforate drywall or similar surface for amusement, especially when fueled by Monster Energy, NOS, malt liquor or other unsavory beverage.

Brundon and I were several PBRs deep when we decided to go Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and started to Kyle every wall in my stepdad Jerry's home.

by Godel Beckham Jr. November 4, 2021

Kyle

Drinks monster and punches dry wall

I’m Kyle and I punch dry wall and drink monster

by GOT NO DAD September 9, 2021