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key lime

A key lime is a small lime that Is normally used for key lime pie. It is also sour so be carefull.
They key lime is very sour do not eat it.
by Limesbeboss May 22, 2017
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Key beard

When you try to type key board but your fingers are retarded.
My key beard is broken
I accidentally typed key beard instead of key board and my friend makes fun of me now
by MelonSmasher29 February 24, 2023
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toilet key

A roll of toilet paper that is brought to you so you can leave the imprisonment of a toilet without shit tickets.
Honey, can you grab the "toilet key" for me, I'm locked in again! Fucking kids need to start replacing the rolls!
by davidbrookstone October 25, 2011
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Key lagging

Bad typing. When you have no spaces and random letters in some kind of text or IM.
Person One: jjjjjjjjjsdakkkkkkkk

Person Two: wtf?

Person One: Oops sry key lagging
by kingman212 January 12, 2011
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Wine Key

A pretentious name for a Corkscrew used by sycophants, and miscreants and those simply seeking to call attention to a simple corkscrew.
My friend could not open a bottle of wine because he couldn't find the Wine Key. So I used a corkscrew and opened it.
by MrTrumpetfromupstatenewyork December 21, 2010
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Olivia Keys

Person 1: whoa look at Olivia Keys
Person 2: Don't you mean 'God'?
by Olivetreedefinitions December 10, 2016
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e key

(Not to be confused with one of several keys on a piano or related instrument)

Possibly the most versatile and ubiquitous button on a computer's keyboard performs all of the following with standard Macros:

Opens inventory in MineCraft
Calls for the Medic in Team Fortress 2
Picks up an item in any Source Engine game that is not TF2
Lets you travel faster than a pathetic crawl in Oblivion
Picks up carry-able items in the Borderlands Games
Opens chat in some multiplayer games (though far less common than T, Y, U, or C)

And if you're not a gamer, It does provide one other function, it is the second most commonly typed key in normal text editing, second only to the space bar (including Word, Facebook, Twitter, and even right here on Urban Dictionary.)
I hate it when someone keeps spamming the E key in Team Fortress 2.
The puzzles in Portal and Half Life are fun as long as you have a functioning E key.
This sentence uses the E key eleven times.
by GamingFanatic June 21, 2014
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