nick jones

one of the coolest mother fuckers alive. posesses a huge dick, quite comedic, witty, and everyone loves chillin with this fucker.

1)Jon:"ey, what you doin cuz?"
Dave:"Nuthin, just chillin with Jones"
Jon:"Oh fuck! I'll be over in 20!"

2) Jen:"OMG, i just fucked Nick Jones..."
Christen:"What, was it bad?"
Jen:"No, best sex I've ever fucking had!"

by blazinallday420 May 22, 2009

Miss Bowen-Jones

Any bedshitting old lady who still operates in a teaching position.

OMG!! That bitch is a total Miss Bowen-Jones!

She sure fucking is; I hope she gets cancer and dies!

by Dominic June 25, 2004

san jonero

norteno that lives in san jose

its that crazy ene gato loco holms, simon its that san jonero mas chingon, ill kill anyone who be beggin fo this bone,especially when i got my four-five chrome

by $LEEPY January 20, 2004

Thanatoid Jones

Meaty Progressive Rock spiced with a little New Age salt and Country pepper.

www.baybeatsounds.com/T-Jo/Thanatoid_Jones.htm

by Mo December 4, 2004

dakota jones

When you are riding on the pegs of a bike and have a boner and then proceed to rub it on the driver

I gave eduardo an extreme Dakota Jones on the bike ride home

by Tyson Gordon July 3, 2008

Jone Fest

A competition of insults, usually between two people and judged or observed by a group of others. Unique to the D.C. area, see also jone.

"The jone fest was over when Abbai was told he has a played out phillie that only bamas would wear"

by Usef August 15, 2005

JonBeneter

Men who search the internet for jail bait.

John was a JonBeneter who is now in jail when he got caught on TV trying to arrange a date with a 14 year old.

by Regan Santmeyer August 18, 2006