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Joan

Literally anything. Anything can be a f*cking joan.
"Yo man toss me that joan."

"You got that joan, bro?"
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Joan

Verb- To make fun of; put someone down, usually an African-American, normally in a jokingly way. To (J)oke (O)n (A) (N)igga
Reggie saw that boy's haircut, and just had to joan on him.

Reggie- "Son, you hair is too jacked up"
Chris- "Shutup bro, I know yo Webstar lookin ass aint tryna joan"
by Crobinson703 December 31, 2011
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Joaner

When I was little my mom never wanted to swear in front of me so when she was in the kitchen cooking my dad was purposely making her upset so instead of saying "you mother fu***r" she said "you mother joaner!!" Now I'm in college and all my friends say it at school.
You are such a joaner!

Stop being such a joaner!
by Martello25 August 2, 2012
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Joan

Is an unisex name anyone can use it he is cool, handsome, and some say the most beautiful if you wanna hang out with hik be my friend.
Joan is so handsome.
by RAE.com July 10, 2018
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Joan

Joan is a narcissist who will purposely try to find you at Starbucks just to show you pictures of her vacations.

She likes talking about Switzerland a lot. That’s all she talks about, because that’s all she has.

She will also go to your house and peek through your window to check up on you after you’ve broken up with her.

She will also stalk your Instagram stories, and then go to your boyfriends house to say that you were “harassing her and messaging her pictures” of you and your boyfriend when the psycho was actually just stalking your Instagram stories.

She will also make fake profiles to message you about things she saw through her exes phone.

She will lie to make herself sound good, but it isn’t true at all. She likes to make up a lot of stories.
Joan is crazy.

Joan is the kind of person who would lie about being raped.
by Joan Vu October 31, 2018
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Joanna

Joanna is a big person who loves to eat a lot of food, she is known for saying the phrase (I’m a 1 pack girl) but in reality she loves to eat endlessly.
My name is Joanna and I am a 1 pack girl.
by My name Ben January 28, 2023
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