snooze jockey

a slang term for a practitioner of the anesthetic arts (anesthesiologist).

Hello, My name is Dr. Acula and I will be your snooze jockey during your procedure.

by JustJustinir9gikyhb 6Justin Ro May 11, 2016

Meme Jockey

Someone who communicates entirely with memes made by others, apparently unable to string letters and words together to create his own unique content. Expect to receive many sweet memes 24x7 from the MJ, curated just for you.

Dude, Duane is a sick Meme Jockey. Throws memes at me all day long. One time I asked him how to get a tick off my gooch and he sent me a meme about sourdough bread. Super entertaining but not always helpful.

by John Dohh August 15, 2020

FB Jockey

A person who is on Facebook (and other social networks) frequently.

That dude is an FB Jockey.

by ryko716 March 11, 2010

Wine Jockey

A person who curates and pours wines. Like a DJ, but instead of records it's all wine bottles.

Who's the Wine Jockey at the bar tonight? I sure hope they'll pour some Beaujolais.

by wenttothemoon December 6, 2019

junction jockey

Some one that misses there junction whilst driving, usually because there too busy on the phone.

Also used to discribe the twats that decide to skip three lanes to pull off onto there junction within the last 10 yards

Dee: damn I'm so busy talking to you I've missed my junction
Aron: your such a junction jockey

by humpity889 October 23, 2014

click jockey

to bid competitively on user engagements with digital advertisements, can be used as both a noun and verb

Google makes all of its money from companies click jockeying to sell patterned shirts
Greg is a click jockey at a car insurance company, managing their digital marketing efforts

by danxyboi March 12, 2019

Sparkle jockey

A gay guy who is overly valey girl type feminine.

Man look at that guy over there dressed as a girl and flaunting himself, he's definitely a sparkle jockey.

by Mrski September 19, 2016