jibberman

the act of being a jibb, to be of below normal standards and having an IQ about the same as Forest Gump. The subject referred as a jibberman usually has poor bowel and bladder control, Noticeable in obvious staining below the waist on their clothes.

"... hey look at that poor jibberman, we should take him to a shelter, or to the zoo...."

by shabbadoo September 21, 2004

jobbyhead

mark, an affectionate way of calling someone an idiot/asshole/numpty/sillybilly - similair to poohead. Alternatives include jobbyfeatures/jobbyface. Term of endearment

"You put sugar on your frosties? Jobbyhead!!"

"No you big jobbyhead I dont want to go to the shop with a scuba mask and dressing gown on!"

"oi jobbyfeatures go and cook me some dinner!"

"oh your so sweet you big jobbyhead"

by lassie October 14, 2006

jibber

A uneducated country person, characterized by their incomprehensible accent, and failure to talk about anything other then their Ford pick-up truck. Frequently use phrases such as "Yeah, bud!", or "Git-r-done!" Are also known to exhibit a southern accent despite living above the Mason-Dixon line.

See also: Redneck, breeder

That jibber only talks about his F-350 and chronically regurgitates quotes from Larry the Cable Guy.

by Slick Willy April 18, 2005

jibber

a person who is on crystal meth/speed (aka jib) usually seen riding around town on a bike with a trailer attached hauling a huge load of junk (which is usually stolen)

Watch where you're going, the ghetto is jibber territory

by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009

Jabber Jaw

The most annoying cartoon character ever made in the history of human existance. A talking shark/drummer.

Jabber Jaw is a mother fucking queer bait.

by lao March 29, 2005

The Jabberwock

A sexual maneuver in which the dominant partner shouts out emotive portmonteau words with each thrust.

So, last night I was doing the Jabberwock, and I came up ith "shlurking"- I'm going to try using it in conversation.

by Bill the Ripper June 26, 2007

poo jabber

When a person places their two hands together and sneaks up behind someone, squats down and jabs their tip of their fingers up their anus through pants or whatever their wearing, causing the victim to have a saw anus.

Suspect: sneaks behind victim.
Victim: standing, talking.
Suspect: squats down and puts hands together.
Suspect: aims hands and jabs fingers up but
Victim: AHH! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!!!!
Victim: ahh, my ass(anus) is soo sore.
Suspect: Hahahahah
Victim: Fucking, poo jabber!

by adam096 December 21, 2009