Jizz Nits

Slang: Pubic lice

I caught Jizz Nits from a nasty skank.... The doctor gave me a cream and told me to shave my Netherlands.

by JSMcB September 20, 2012

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Jizz Bozos

A wannabe Jeff Bezos who doesn't make it & ends up being a porn star to pay bills

Roxanne: Did you hear what happened to Jeffrey after he graduated from Princeton & moved to San Francisco to launch his startup?
Esmeralda: Yeah, he ended up as Jizz Bozos

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

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re-jizz

The act of sperm coming back out of the vagina.

"Whoa man u got it all over my sheets!"

"No techically SHE re-jizzed all over your sheets" (:

by tab<3 April 19, 2010

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Jizz-cident

When an impromptu situation causes extreme excitement for a dude and he uncontrollably jizzes everywhere

The bank is closed today because someone had a jizz-cident in the ATM vestibule

by Kaatkit October 25, 2017

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jizz on dress

A dirty dress or artist jizz andres

Thats so jizz on dress

by Richard of armas November 4, 2021

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Jizz Bridge

A thin thread of male ejaculate suspended between two surfaces.

Generally between cock and mouth but could just aswell be two thighs or several faces. In rare cases between ones own cock and mouth.

"Man you should have seen the jizz bridge I had going between suzie's eye and my dick last night, you could have charged a toll on that monster"

"After Sam pounded his chocolate chimney Corey opened his ass cheeks to reveil at least fifty mini jizz bridges"

by chelegione May 23, 2012

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