Soap jerking

Using soap in the shower or bath as lube to masturbate with.

My friends dad caught me soap jerking in their shower.

by MA BIGGEST MISTAKE YET December 23, 2016

John-Jerk

When someone is just being irrationally stubborn for no reason, but they are still adorably lovable.

John was being a John-jerk and insisting he was right (he wasn't), but I just love him too much to take the bait and fight, so I am happy to be the blame-eater.

by JaneGordon.com April 4, 2023

Clerp and Jerk

Your significant other is jerkin you off, whilst you are clerpin on those arousing white-painted toes.

The clerp and jerk combo is unmatched.

by Gus Kriegler May 7, 2022

Kamakazi Jerk

When you start jerking off right after you call your Mom, Dad, Brother, Sister, or Stepsister comes into the room and try to finish.

How did you lose your virginity? I tried to kamakazi jerk and my stepsister came in.

by StarryNick June 26, 2019

hover jerk

to jerk off while hovering over another person's body.

Go home and hover jerk your roommate Jenn.

by BLegs February 27, 2011

desk jerk

The act of masturbating at your desk when nobody is around; masturbation after everyone has left work for the day. Excrements are usually caught by a fast-food napkin or nearby trash can.

Frustrated with a project, I decided to knock out a desk jerk one night I was working late.

by heavyburtation April 27, 2011

Carpet jerking

Jerking off in someone else’s room

Stop carpet jerking and get the fuck outta my room

by Ayurpjurp May 28, 2019