by MA BIGGEST MISTAKE YET December 23, 2016
Get the Soap jerkingmug. When someone is just being irrationally stubborn for no reason, but they are still adorably lovable.
John was being a John-jerk and insisting he was right (he wasn't), but I just love him too much to take the bait and fight, so I am happy to be the blame-eater.
by JaneGordon.com April 4, 2023
Get the John-Jerkmug. Your significant other is jerkin you off, whilst you are clerpin on those arousing white-painted toes.
by Gus Kriegler May 7, 2022
Get the Clerp and Jerkmug. When you start jerking off right after you call your Mom, Dad, Brother, Sister, or Stepsister comes into the room and try to finish.
by StarryNick June 26, 2019
Get the Kamakazi Jerkmug. by BLegs February 27, 2011
Get the hover jerkmug. The act of masturbating at your desk when nobody is around; masturbation after everyone has left work for the day. Excrements are usually caught by a fast-food napkin or nearby trash can.
by heavyburtation April 27, 2011
Get the desk jerkmug. by Ayurpjurp May 28, 2019
Get the Carpet jerkingmug.