jens-jakob

Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.

Some people call him a madman.

"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."

by yallahhanees May 14, 2019

jen

jen. she's a beautiful funny and nice girl sometimes she can be crazy and wild but she's amazing and she knows it no matter what she goes through she always makes it out with or without anyone. she deserves a lot more than she's given because she's amazing. never give up jen!! 😍

jens amazing!!!!

i know right??

by your mom mom November 1, 2021

Jen en

A guy with a helmet of hair, and can't beat half the class at armwrestling. Taptap addict, and also Rachel Tan's boyfriend.

Jen En and Rachel Tan have gone to Bishan Library to 'study' again.

by Racheltanhuiting November 22, 2021

Jens

A very sexy guy

Do you know jens, he is zo hot

by Nietjanis January 30, 2020

Jens

Jens is a cool boy. He is always flirting with girls that’s starts with the letter “C”. Jens is a caring,funny and athletic person who will always make you feel your best. Jens is someone you can trust and he is also very good in bed ;)). Everyone should have a friend like Jens.

Friend: is that your friend Jens
Me: Yes he is a Nice boy

by Norwegians mamma 101 August 13, 2019

Jens

Jens is the best kind of guy that exists. He is kind, but has an edge. He’s a little bit of everything and will make you laugh until your tits fall off. He will listen intently to you even if you’re telling the worst story in the world, and he would expect the same in return. Everyone wants a little piece of Jens.

Oh man, that guy is a real Jens. Not to be confused with gem, but same same!

by k&&&& November 22, 2021

Jen

Jen is a cat lover who doesn't have any cats herself and the ones she has are either injured and stolen (don't believe her lies). Spouts pointless memes but she can be counter-attacked with either straight calling out or slow poking of details... Should probably be put down. Poor Jen the cat group troll.

Jesus, calm down Jen,

by NIXMEISTER86 December 27, 2019