jelly preserver

A very close friend that one would call upon in a time of need.

"money or murder, you my n***a, my jelly preserver. Ima ride, baby till the judge give me a verdict". Lil Wayne - Tha Mobb - The Carter 2

by Big Bruce Texas June 25, 2009

jelly beans

Ronald Reagan's favorite snack. Also the method used by his administration to make his mouth move in the later years of his administration when his brain was "off."

Give him some Jelly Beans and then I'll do the voice over while he's chewing.

by Are2Dee2 October 22, 2010

jelly bracelets

just normal rubber bracelets which i wear as a fashion and with the meaning both.. quiet cool!

red - lap dance
black - a good bang! ;)
blue - oral sex

and so on!!

by evil o February 7, 2004

Jelly Head

A Jealous Person, so jealous they have their own name.

Reasons to use: If someone is being overly jealous you have the right to let them know that they are being a jelly head.

Mitch: Hey I just won the power ball!!!

Johnny: Playing the lottery is stupid, I work for everything I do not collect hand outs

Mitch: You're such a Jelly Head haha yeaa im in it to win it.

by Mitch Brown August 25, 2011

lemon jelly

A brilliant chillout band sending out relaxing vibes to everyone who downloads their shit.

Or buys it. Heh.

Their best relxation tune? Red Dust.
Their worst tune? Bachelor Pad.
Their weirdest tune? All of them, really. Esp. Nervous Tension and Page One.

Lemon Jelly are whack.
Lemon Jelly are fly.
I got shit-faced last night to Jemon Jelly.

by FD April 29, 2004

strawberry jelly

when a girl straddles your face and you commence to eat her out when she surprises you with a little squirt of menstrual fluid. You try to get her off of you but she's just too involved in riding your dome-piece that you are forced to lick the strawberry jelly off her brisket.

Jim: "Hey Mike; toast for breakfast?"
Mike: "No appetite, I got enough strawberry jelly last night."
Martin: "Eww"
Vince: "Yum"
Jay: "Let's find some bitches on the rag"
Ankeet: "I prefer a fine nutella spread"

by Midship UC March 24, 2008

jelly tug

Jerking off using jelly (usually grape jelly) as opposed to normal lubricant.

"Don't jelly tug outside, or the mosquitoes will get you."

by JellyTug August 3, 2008