Jan

A Jan is basically a synonym of a Ted. You will find him as one of the kindest-hearted being on earth. We are talking here about a very funny person that has amazing listening skills.

However, and that is what makes him similar to a Ted, a Jan is in the perpetual quest for his beloved one. Usually, when he is certain to have found her, a Jan will most likely Ted her (or Jan her, if you follow) by wanting to go too far too quick with the person.

Natasha: "Hi"
Jan: "Hi, I find you really attractive and smart, I love you and want to raise my kids with you and your family in a pretty English garden"
Natasha: (HELP)

Natasha has just been Janed

by Kersheh November 23, 2021

Jan

The baddest bitch u'll ever meet.

His ass is fatter than ur stomach and his personality is brighter than ur future.. Sorry to break it to u girl but he's probably gay tho

xoxo

Person 1: Have u seen his ass? That's faaaat~
Person 2: Yeah that's Jan, duh

by Fattie999 April 14, 2020

jan josue madrigal

a human

jan josue madrigal is a human

by not a human124 October 18, 2017

Jan

Jan is like a different human species. Cool friend to have. Will always make anything you say sexual and lie about his height.

Jan: I’m 178 cm tall!
Any woman: no, you’re not

by irinadalamuie April 23, 2023

jan - jan

a rat the is short angry, scared of everything. always makes who asked jokes like who asked for you to be a short lil cunt. short gyal ova here!!!!

"omg, is that jan - jan?" "mhm, it is!!" "that short lil cunt"

by anonymous June 8, 2022

Jan 26th

If you was born in jan 26th you probable shy but very kind persone. I think you need to tell your problems to somebody cause you want to do everything alone (you think your friend dont waste his/him time to you). Just smile and everything is become happy☀️

My birthday is in jan 26th

by Itwillbeok November 23, 2021

Jan

Another word for asshole.

A: You are such a Jan!!!
- you are such an asshole

by Metulskie November 22, 2021