jamaican sloppy joe

When someone takes a shit and rubs there asshole on your nose without whipping there ass
by The Jamaican sloppy joe December 28, 2020
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Jamaican Jackhammer

A sexual act involving 4 people. A man gets his legs held above him by two (2) people and held apart, in a "V" shape. A fourth person is then helped in between the man's legs and his balls are then used as a trampoline until he cums.
Mike: Yo, Steven. I heard that Stacey gave you the Jamaican Jackhammer last weekend
Steven: Yes mate, I've been in intensive care cos Kate and her sister held my legs open and Stacey weighs 250kg
by Steven Skibidoviç September 21, 2024
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Jamaican Pie

When you get incredibly baked with a female and you have sex that is basically black out. When you nut it's with the force of a thousand suns. Also derives inspiration from the beef filled pastry commonly manufactured by Golden Krust™.
When Kevin and Kelly cuddled and hit the weed pen like 50 times it resulted in a Jamaican Pie
by vorelad September 08, 2019
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Jamaican half n' half

The act of a woman sucking on a mans testicles while he simultaneously urinates and defecates creating a showering effect that half covers the woman in urine and half in feces.
Angelica went out and got a Jamaican half n' half from her buddy Xander.
by ButtDartsWorldChamp January 30, 2024
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Jamaican Waffle Stomp

When two men of Jamaican dissent shit in each others, assholes, and then use their penis as some sort of ramrod to pack it down as similar as a civil war cannon being backed down and powdered.
Yo dude you Jamaican waffle stomped me so hard! You available again tonight?!
by GangstaGreg2100 May 21, 2024
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Jamaican Hockey Puck

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)
Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.
by The Feetmeister December 13, 2024
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Jamaican Zone Wars

The best Fortnite game mode! play it here: 5965-6439-1857
person 1: hey bro wanna play Jamaican Zone Wars?
person 2: BOMBACLART
by Archieology January 05, 2024
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