Syrup Jockey

Derogatory term for someone from Canada.

"You hear the new guy in the copy room is from Toronto?"
"Oh god, not another syrup jockey!"

by DasRip May 26, 2013

junction jockey

Some one that misses there junction whilst driving, usually because there too busy on the phone.

Also used to discribe the twats that decide to skip three lanes to pull off onto there junction within the last 10 yards

Dee: damn I'm so busy talking to you I've missed my junction
Aron: your such a junction jockey

by humpity889 October 23, 2014

Flask Jockey

interpretation or play on the classic prohibition era nickname bootlegger or rum runner

He was a real Flask Jockey, running the booze in and out.

by Wanye March 29, 2015

Camel jockeying

Camel Jockeying - to ride that bitch like your in the desert that shit is dry as fuck and your trying to get to water

"Man did you see how hard he was Camel Jockeying her last night? He was ridin that like he thirsty as hell

by Jaydude84 December 11, 2016

Wine Jockey

A person who curates and pours wines. Like a DJ, but instead of records it's all wine bottles.

Who's the Wine Jockey at the bar tonight? I sure hope they'll pour some Beaujolais.

by wenttothemoon December 6, 2019

Meme Jockey

Someone who communicates entirely with memes made by others, apparently unable to string letters and words together to create his own unique content. Expect to receive many sweet memes 24x7 from the MJ, curated just for you.

Dude, Duane is a sick Meme Jockey. Throws memes at me all day long. One time I asked him how to get a tick off my gooch and he sent me a meme about sourdough bread. Super entertaining but not always helpful.

by John Dohh August 15, 2020

Lot jockey

An employee at a dealership who moves the cars. Term usually used to make fun of a lot technician.

That lot jockey keeps stalling the manual mustang

The lot jockey just burned out the clutch

by AtothatJ September 18, 2017