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Synchronicity II

Another suburban family morning
Grandmother screaming at the wall
We have to shout above the din of our rice crispies
We can't hear anything at all

Mother chants her litany of boredom and frustration
But we know all her suicides are fake
Daddy only stares into the distance
There's only so much more that he can take
Many miles away something crawls from the slime
At the bottom of a dark Scottish lake

Another industrial ugly morning
The factory belches filth into the sky
He walks unhindered through the picket lines today,
He doesn't think to wonder why
The secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts in a red light street,
But all he ever thinks to do is watch,
And every single meeting with his so-called superior
Is a humiliating kick in the crotch
Many miles away something crawls to the surface
Of a dark Scottish loch

Another working day has ended
Only the rush hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race

Daddy grips the wheel and stares alone into the distance
He knows that something somewhere has to break
He sees the family home now, looming in his headlights
The pain upstairs that makes his eyeballs ache
Many miles away there's a shadow on the door
Of a cottage on the shore
Of a dark Scottish lake

Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away

Synchronicity II
by Death Menace December 20, 2022
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Leopold II of Belgium statue

A public urinal located in Belgium that is commonly used by drunk tourists who need to relieve themselves somewhere when a restroom isn't in close proximity to them.
Drunk tourist in belgium: *hiccup* I really need to relieve myself right now.. *hiccup*

Random Belgian: the Leopold II of Belgium statue is right there you know.
by Sproogli March 23, 2024
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Kenneth Scott Walker II

Kenneth Scott Walker II is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is tall, extremely handsome, smart, caring, and spoils whoever his girl is at the time. Once you have been blessed with his presence you will never want him to leave. He is a once in a lifetime man. He will try to please you no matter how ridiculous the request is. He treats every girl he has like a princess. No matter what you throw at him, he will always be there for you when you need him. Once you have him, NEVER lose him.
Guys, I finally got myself a Kenneth Scott Walker II in my life and I couldn't be any happier!
by heatherjoo December 29, 2016
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ii gawdly ii

A fucking goat at 2k. He can't be stopped while comboing up. He is a fucking G.O.A.T
Jeez that nigga ii gawdly ii is a fucking demon.
by Yo2wayfrmFTR October 6, 2021
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Wangmeister II

a male person related to Rasputin except he is much more of a chick magnet than his relative which is why he gets booty so much.
horny dude #1: did you know that Wangmeister II got booty last night?
horny dude #2: ofc i know that it was my booty
horny dude #3 ay man yall talking bout wang? he gets so much booty geez
by Wangmeister II September 11, 2019
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II

In Phone: GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS!
James: Wow, II is really good!
Faith: True, II has a season 3 you know.
James: WHAT?? II SEASON 3?
by SeekGDRobot May 22, 2025
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mark ii compressor

That one motherfucker in that gta 5 lobby with kd over 100010220 becase he sits in his virgin mark ii compressor (people who use the mark ii compressor for only missions and transportation are not the same)
If u use the mark ii compressor u need to find your dad. Touch grass. And maybe some social interactions.
by ♫musicnote♫ March 18, 2024
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