A man who is gods most prize possession. He has the looks, he has the body, he has the brains. Black hair, Very tall, Green Hazel eyes, pale skin, body of an athlete. Most generous, caring man you’ll ever come across. Loyal as anyone can be and will treat you like a goddess every second he breathes.
Person 1: Is that Ivan Sebastian Cordoves! I would like to take a chunk of that meat!
Person 2: Ew you dumb bitch, he’s taken by Valentina Zambrano!
Person 2: Ew you dumb bitch, he’s taken by Valentina Zambrano!
by unknownuserhere March 21, 2023
Ivan mondragon is a guy with really good sence of fashion and is capable of anything if he puts his mind into it, mostly hispanic
by Mondo2442 January 18, 2017
The best monkey you can ever ask for, and he likes to fuck his cousins every night on Fridays and gives them massive Alabama hot pockets.
oh its an Ivan Vargas
by Jimbo858585858585858 April 18, 2019
by MrBeanerMan April 29, 2022
Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
by Inoco November 21, 2021
A selfish arsehole who shot backpackers who didn't deserve to die in Australia's Balangalow State Forest
Because of crimes committed by the scum of humanity such as Ivan Milat, Australia now has some of the harshest gun restrictions in the world.
by EvanC7 November 13, 2023
When a game is not going well for one team but a late substitution drastically improves the performance of that team (based on vibes alone). Based on the Euros 2024 England-Slovakia round-of-16 game - Ivan Toney came on for England at the last minute when England were losing to Slovakia. England went on to score two goals, progressing to the quarter finals.
Thank god he was substituted on, that's the Ivan Toney Effect.
by alfafan159 June 30, 2024