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shadow land

shadow land is a place is in the 8th deminsion. as far as it being the worst place to be...ever. its 2nd only to hell. its dark and its the place that evil things called toy shifters make their homes.you should never go there. there are several portals into shadow land but once in you can't get out. only "toy shifters" can vernture back and forth between shadow land and our earth realm."toy shifters" worm hole from shadow land into certan business establishments. it is very apparent when this happens. when a business has been booming for a long time and all of a sudden you drive by and the building is for rent or they have a close out sale just when you thought they were in good standings as far as a comunity business and it closes down then you know that shodow land has devoured this futile place. the only portal i currently know of is inbetween two eat/seating booths in a wendy's in grayson kentucky.
easy there skipper don't get to close to shadow land, ya may get flapperjacked on the hillside by one of those dirty toy shifters
by frostywalrus03 August 15, 2009
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Shadow Riders

A gang banger! person who smuggles drugs across the mexican border(Juarez) into el paso. THEY WISH!!! Vehicle of choice...crotch rocket also known as a rice beater. Most military members who forget their original club (US ARMY)...1 leader at the BK Lounge. If you are a Shadow Rider you most likely have the name SHIFTA or GIN. your colors are be black and orange because your not original and you stole it from Harley Davidson. On top of that you have mass reflective gear on account of your motorcycle safey requirements. BAD GUYS!!!
Yo dawg! lets meet up at the circle k and roll out and waste gas when its 4 dollars a gallon! WHOOO SHADOW RIDERS RULE!!! formation monday at 0630 just a reminder....
by Sunshine on your shadow May 10, 2011
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shadow calling

To make a call to a persons cellular device, only allowing it to ring once and immediately hanging up. So that the person misses your phone call (and hopefully does not her the one ring), while at the same time giving the caller the ability to TRUTHFULLY say ... "I called you but you didn't answer"
"Why didn't I call you? I did call, you just didn't answer. Check your recent incoming calls, I bet I'm one of them! - Shadow Calling
by Oso Malcolm X January 5, 2012
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shade shadow

Someone who is so shady that everywhere they go, shade follows them like a shadow. cast shade, shade, shadow, side eye, shadey, underhanded, doing people dirty, dirtbag, doing wrong, bad person, throwing shade, slim shadey
Kelly has got a permanent shade shadow that follows her everywhere she goes, she's done so many people wrong.
by joecoolthefool June 18, 2017
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Shadows of Allowance

A totally bitchin' 4 piece rock band from Hawley, Pennsylvania, which currently consists of Connor Nelson, Shane McKinney, Logan Siegfried, and Shane Losey. They got one album called Failures and Flatlines everywhere online and a even better reissue of it.
Person 1: Did you hear the new Shadows of Allowance album?
Person 2: yeah I'm currently having an existential crisis because of it.
by Gef and Canoli February 3, 2018
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spoonie shadow

He is a rapper on C JAM. Be careful because he will get with your girl even if shes a dyke. Also has a fetish for 12-guage shotguns. He attends Sahali Secondary school and wants to be a rapper, he is white.....
by TheHAters420 December 16, 2015
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Shadow Simping

Simping for someone who is already in a relationship.
“Gus is a cool guy but he’s always shadow simping for Mike’s girl so I don’t really trust him.”
by Crazy Train McGraw January 20, 2022
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