Most Perfect Boy Ever

Marco. Marco has the cutest smile you’ll ever see. He speaks soft words and gives the most comfortable hugs. He always asks to hold hands when walking or sitting together. Before he leaves he’ll look at you with his gorgeous eyes and ask for one last goodbye kiss. But, his stench reeks and invades the air. His stink is so bad grass shrivels and dies as he walks over it, and any water surrounding him evaporates from his hotness. He is so hot that he is the reason the globe is warming. However, love is stronger than his scorching heat and his terrible stench. In fact, it’s been scientifically proven that Marco’s love can heal every broken bone caused from tripping over his cuteness within 24 hours. He’s so incredibly smart and cute.

In conclusion, the absence of Marco is the absence of life and love itself; it is a tragic fate to endure. Sucks for everyone else who doesn’t get to date the Most Perfect Boy Ever. He makes life a bazillion times better and brings so so so much joy and happiness. He is warm, safe, and protecting. He always keeps his beb fed and happy. He gives the bestest hugs ever (especially since he’s the buffest).

And that’s why Sally is the luckiest to date him <3
Poop pleb 1: Wow do you know who the Most Perfect Boy Ever is?

Poop pleb 2: Marco?

Poop pleb 1: literally

Poop pleb 2: yeah your boyfriend sucks compared to Sally’s boyfriend Marco.
by Marcoiscute January 30, 2023
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There are a lot of candidates but in general the Maradona second goal to England on 1986 world cup is voted as the best of all time.
The greatest soccer goal ever was made by Maradona at 1986 Soccer World Cup
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A day so bad it causes one to forget you were nearly decapitated the day before.
OMG, yeah almost getting hit by that tree made me totally forget I was there right after the fatal crash on 80/94 this morning. I was going west, and they had Torrance blocked off. Car was obliterated. Then on the way home, Torrance and Calumet were closed because there was supposed to be a riot in Cal City. LOL MOST 2020 DAY EVER!

--Ray Huntington
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A day that starts out bad and continues to spiral downwards into a totally worthless day.
"This morning I overslept, then missed the subway by a second, tripped on the door step, got caught coming in late by the boss, accidentally removed an important file, got yelled at on the phone for over half an hour, had to skip lunch and then a bus splashed water all over my suede sneakers."

"Shit! You totally got the worst day ever syndrome going on!"

"I know!"
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