If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano

That means you're a dumbass for looking this up

"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"

by Davifayanbule April 3, 2016

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if you wont go head

Means Go away, leave me alone

If you wont go head some where

by S.P.T March 7, 2008

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if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you

a quote made by me, because it's the truth

friend: my girlfriend just broke up with me...
me: well you know what they say.. if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you

by Lazar Blade September 21, 2021

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if'n

If. An unnecessary, improper contraction of "if" and an obsolete mystery word, commonly used in the South.

Danzig lyrics from "Tired of being alive": "Don't care, if'n you die..."
Dylan lyrics from "Don't think twice, it's all right":

"sit and wonder why, babe, if'n you don't know by now"

by eleventhtoe October 25, 2011

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if-ted

A person having the potential to be gifted if they'd only pull their head out of their ass.

"Yeah, that Sinjaya is a pretty motherfucker. But don't waste your time voting for him. He be if-ted!"

by KoolKatKev January 4, 2008

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Derives from when a person is drinking milk and someone says something so funny the person consuming the milk cannot help but laugh whilst drinking. The cause of this is milk to go flying everywhere.

Normally expressed on online chats when some one quotes a horrificly funny and well timed joke. Such as Typing Leroy Jenkins Whilst charging your whole army at your opponent in a total war game (TW).

Person A tell's a hysterical joke.

Person B: If I was Drinking Milk right now....

by Papa C 617 October 6, 2011

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