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Get the if you wont go head mug.friend: my girlfriend just broke up with me...
me: well you know what they say.. if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you
me: well you know what they say.. if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you
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Get the if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you mug.If. An unnecessary, improper contraction of "if" and an obsolete mystery word, commonly used in the South.
Danzig lyrics from "Tired of being alive": "Don't care, if'n you die..."
Dylan lyrics from "Don't think twice, it's all right":
"sit and wonder why, babe, if'n you don't know by now"
Dylan lyrics from "Don't think twice, it's all right":
"sit and wonder why, babe, if'n you don't know by now"
by eleventhtoe October 25, 2011
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by KoolKatKev January 4, 2008
Get the if-ted mug.Derives from when a person is drinking milk and someone says something so funny the person consuming the milk cannot help but laugh whilst drinking. The cause of this is milk to go flying everywhere.
Normally expressed on online chats when some one quotes a horrificly funny and well timed joke. Such as Typing Leroy Jenkins Whilst charging your whole army at your opponent in a total war game (TW).
Normally expressed on online chats when some one quotes a horrificly funny and well timed joke. Such as Typing Leroy Jenkins Whilst charging your whole army at your opponent in a total war game (TW).
by Papa C 617 October 6, 2011
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