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by peoriep April 16, 2023
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I dont know, can you?

Person A: Teacher can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I dont know, can you?! 1?1!1!?11!!1
*Person A is annoyed as fuck*
Person A: Fuck you stupid fucktard teacher. Suck my balls and lick my ass!
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hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked
Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)
by KonHon May 7, 2023
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can i be your friend?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.
You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.
by RealCake December 10, 2023
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can i crack?

another way of saying can i fuck
-can i crack?
no dad u can’t crack
by user20283950575 December 13, 2023
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Can I have a tomato

“Can I have a tomato” means can I drink your urine.
M: can I have a tomato
N: why do you wanna drink my urine you weirdo!
by Tomatoman345 August 28, 2023
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Yes I can Obama

Agreeing and emphasizing
"You can work as an engineer and do philosophy" "Yes I can Obama!"
by anonymous September 3, 2023
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