AJAX HORN

If you're ever lucky to meet an Ajax Horn. You are to be one of the luckiest people alive. They are, handsome, selfless, and honest. Always tending to others before themselves. Takes the time out of their day to send you a good morning and goodnight message even after just speaking to them over the phone. They are a one of a kind friend. A best friend. Someone willing to listen when you pour your heart out. Someone willing to smile through the day when you can't. Someone willing to come up with all the lamest jokes to make you laugh. Ajax Horn's is everything you could ever want in a person and more. They are love, they are happiness, they are laughter, they are light on the darkest of days. Soft and gentle when things get rough. They deserve the world. They deserve nothing but happiness and love. If I were to have an Ajax Horn, I would do nothing short of continuously proving how much he means to me. Mwuah x

Do you have an Ajax Horn?
Yes I DO!! He's the best.

by HalfCastVenom December 22, 2021

flute horn

When a Flute decides to be a French Horn, but her fellow Flute players won’t let the band director move her to the annoying brass section.

Leah: Riley will stay with us. And be a Flute Horn!

by Pink Fish December 10, 2018

Horn Enthusiast

A person that collects air horns for historical purposes and because of their musical chords. Train horns are their most common usage, and they typically use them in the woods away from people. Their horns are typically restricted to lower air pressures to sound more pleasant and to not disturb people in the distance. Many horn enthusiasts are musicians and or simply historical buffs. Despite their more careful cause, they are often not well respected by the general public and are labelled as hornblasters, another group of people that largely intends to scare people with their horns.

Yeah, Bob says he's a horn enthusiast. Although a few people on the block think he's a just an ole' hick hornblaster and have called the cops on him when he had a horn on top of his truck. He has something like twelve different horns in his garage, but I've only heard his horns faintly deep within the forest miles away. As long as he doesn't come fucking blaring down the block with one of them, I'm not concerned.

by SubmarineCock August 28, 2016

horn sausage

Someone who thinks about sex constantly and is not afraid to let their passion show.

Eg. Touching / kissing passionately

He is such a horn sausage you should of seen him with that woman

by Weetyswip August 11, 2015

shawn horne

a short guy with the fattest juiciest ass ever hes got a chubby bussy that looks like two soaking hotdog buns

i want to rape shawn horne bussy so bad today

by Yy89-y89-yg November 29, 2021

death horn

The feeling of arousal, or an urge to procreate, that you might get when you are so sick you think you might die.

I was lying in bed with man flu and was overwhelmed by the death horn.

by Hatcat October 12, 2016

Around the horn

In mid-1900's police parlance, the strategy of moving an arrested person from precinct to precinct in order to keep his lawyer away and avoid any order of bail release for as long as possible.

Then they took me from one police station to another, every few hours. Taking me around the horn, they called it, so my lawyer couldn't get me out.

by ToolieLT November 27, 2017