hoop swallie

one of the seven epic words, it refers to an individual so ridiculously lame he deserves to be kicked in the shins atleast four times

" Man that kid Tim is such a hoop swallie, who wants to kick him in the shins first ? "

by Lemon Dance December 10, 2006

hoopajoob

A general reference to large, ungainly objects (typically high tech machinery) that is often implanted up the colo-rectal highways of unsuspecting people, usually males, by aliens of unknown origin and intent.

Often incorrectly referred to as a hoobajoob.

My goodness Walter! What did you eat for lunch? There is a giant hoopajoob sticking out of your ass. Would you like a Rolaids or a Tums?

by Urethra-Franklin December 20, 2006

loop hoop

to make someone fall into a carefully placed trap involving loop holes

guy> hey i think allmost all episodes of spongebob suck
girl> what about the one with the bubble buddie
guy> ha ha i said almost youve been loop hooped you dumb bitch

by Bigcoat September 21, 2005

tongue ma hoop

see also rimming and feltching, lick my anus

a: get the pints in
b: tongue ma hoop

by Kell fae September 16, 2005

Hoop

A person with their head so far up their ass, their physical structure implies a circular figure; resembling a large human ring. Also, perhaps, an advanced asshat, or an aggressively annoying simpleton.

"Charlie, I tried to figure out what that hoop wanted, but her head was so far up her ass, you could roll her down the street," said Mr. O'Shea.

by Umlaut Tilde May 10, 2010

hoopin the pooch

First utilized by Louis Dechamps, a skilled mechanic with a very technical vocabulary. Two potential meanings (1) To drink alcohol. (2) to do absolutely nothing or to be slacking while work is to be done.

"stop hoopin the pooch and get back to work"

by L.S. November 23, 2006

Poo Hoop

Orifice found between the cheeks of the gluteus maximus. Anus, Asshole.

Charlie loves to take it up the poo hoop.

by Dave F October 28, 2004