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Hollywood campsite

After talking with your highschool crush at your graduating classes' reunion, take her on a drive to a remote nature preserve and bang them in a tent, then sneak out and leave her alone in the forest.
After our class reunion, I took my old crush to my Hollywood Campsite and now I don't know where she is.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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Hollywood crush

A superficial crush on someone you barely know; a stranger crush.
I've never even talked him, and I don't know anything about him, but he's gorgeous. I have such a Hollywood crush on him!
by TheAvalon July 4, 2017
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hollywood hineys

Cheap porn yanked from your fathers stash.
Lee really enjoyed loving himself dry to Stan’s collection of Hollywood Hineys 9!
by Everything’s bigger in Texas November 28, 2023
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Anti Hollywood koolaid

A person who watches Fox News and thinks all celebrities that don’t agree with them worship the devil and touch children
Fox News: *post something about a celebrity*. Commenter: stop posting about devil worshiping p3dowood 🤮. Me: keep drinking that anti Hollywood koolaid
by Nascarfan2007 September 18, 2022
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Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign

Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign either is protesting the perfection wanted of people or physically urinating off said sign.
Man:”I went and got a drink.”
Man 2: “Oh no.”
Man: “Yeah I ended up Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign.”
Man 2: “Protesting?”
Man: “No... literally.”
by Actually It Is *insert thing* September 17, 2019
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Crazy-Hollywood Blowjob

A crazy-Hollywood blowjob is a fellatio from someone who has studied pornography enough and socially prioritized their own ability to give fellatio resulting in a potent, highly-networkable end result. Usually these people live in Los Angeles and interface with the entertainment industrial complex. More research needs to be done to analyze different crazy-Hollywood blowjobs and how people within the industrial complex and the art world have developed these skills, common social perceptions of performative sexuality and hierarchical thinking around the importance of sexual performance. Common practices in the crazy-Hollywood blowjob are:

-fellating based on what the receiver’s preferred blowjob methods are
-deepthroating with no abandon
-eye contact

-very good hand-mouth coordination
-swallowing entire loads of semen
Wow, Alex gave me a crazy-Hollywood blowjob last night. I know they’ve had a lot of practice on different people and that’s a good thing. This felt really good and I think they’re better at fellatio than most people.
by Hantlin July 16, 2023
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