comment hog

When two people start up an off topic conversation through comments on someone's facebook status.

ALEX: *status update* my turtle died...:'(

*comments*
RAINA: I heard Kima's selling turtles online! I want one!

KIMA: Only 3 dollah! XD

ALEX: MY pet just died! Who the hell cares about Kima?!Stop comment hogging my status and let me cry in peace!

by cruiseobsessD November 28, 2010

Tread-hog

A scrawny lollypop headed girl or woman, who hogs the treadmill at the gym, walking briskly for hours as though it would make any difference to her emaciated figure, thus preventing others using the machine.

"I had to quit gym early because there were too many tread-hogs"

by Diamond Tee April 9, 2009

Hog in hand

Being caught off guard / Being in awe

"Did you see that knockout on UFC last night? I stood there, hog in hand, wishing it was me in that octagon! Then I started throwin' fist pumps."

by CaLeDee August 11, 2008

hogs tooth

Showing signs of getting fat, usually in a woman.

"Watch out fer that one, she gettin' the hogs tooth, boy"

by bennyhanna1982 February 1, 2014

hog barrel

An extremely large penis

The girl thought that the kid sitting next to her was a total squid, but she soon found out that the kid was equipped with his very own hog barrel, so she fucked him.

by lo Bessy October 26, 2013

hog shute

A passage way for hogs ( penises) to enter the booty pipe or vaginal cavity allowing the woman to climax / ejacualte. This is for our friend Lady Clitbird

You're hog Shute is infested with diseases such as herpes

by Mj2323 December 22, 2013

hog grubber

Some one who is very stingy

Dont be such a hog grubber and let me have some.

by Unstrung puppet March 28, 2016