herpes-crabs

One of the most pernicious venereal diseases ever. What appears to be a simple herpes blister swells up to 4 times normal size, and erupts; releasing thousands of tiny crabs. the crabs disperse, fornicate, and lay eggs which mature into herpes-crabs blisters...
Girl, don't sleep with him or you'll get a wicked case of Herpes-crabs. Herpes crabs
by wodiespodie May 19, 2016
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Trump Herpes

1). Any individual or group of people that support and follow Donald Trump's beliefs blindly. People who follow Donald Trump conspiracy theories. 2). People of low emotional IQ. 3). Immature and childish when faced with loss.
The rioters at the US Capitol were comprised of Trump Herpes.
by Joy Lance January 08, 2021
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hoers de herps

stinky breathed horse rider. someone that backstabs you from the front & back. that person is a two faced hypocritical BITCH. he/she also puts her paws on your spouse. thinks he/she is mad cute,nigga AINT
eleanor was a hoers de herps so everyone hated her. unforunately drew fell for her becuse of her fake cute act
by mizzcha January 30, 2011
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like-herpes

When you log into your social network of choice and find that one overly enthusiastic friend has "liked" a huge amount of photos or posts in a short period of time. If dealing with a not-quite-normal person, chronic "like-herpes" is possible.
"I had 40 notifications when I logged in this morning; Janet gave me like-herpes. I'm probably gonna put here in the same posting group as my mom for a while."
by Tank88 August 07, 2013
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Herp Spray

a female so infested with STD's the hair spray in her hair most likely contains a high percentage herpes
Dylan- well at least in AZ they aren't as dirty

Bruno- ya right!

Dylan- nothing shower couldnt cure. here i need fucking lye

Bruno- i see girls eating herpes for breakfast in AZ
they put "herp spray" in their hair!

Dylan- yeah thats an afternoon snack here.
by Dirty BJD January 08, 2012
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Herpes

A disease that causes suicidal tendencies from chronic persistent depressions, social anxieties, the fact that member's of opposite sex can't get what they need at the most basic levels of life without demeaning themselves or secluding themselves or doing socially frowned upon thing's. It's the type of thing that ruin's an entire life based on one thing that can't be cured/fixed. There's very little to do with love when you have herpes, and is a very real reason to hate constantly for long periods of time, while secluding and making one's self a social outcast even beyond the least of the so called nerds and such. It makes one's life pointless, you can't enjoy thing's, it keep's you from fitting in any to many walks of life. It's something that has negative repercussions in the long run that add up over time I've realized. You could talk or advise, or come up with many thing's all day.........You can do thing's frowned on or applauded.

It comes down to good, bad ,and ugly.

Herpes is ugly....

But so is every STD...
Herpes is ugly. IMO.
by Jamal Rakeem Robertson January 16, 2020
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Herpes

The mob that engulfed the capitol was composed of herpes.
by Joy Lance January 08, 2021
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