Habiddy Babiddy

A phrase that means plenty of things based on the mood of the situation/topic it is used in.

Have a habiddy babiddy day.

by Jahamez Blibington December 13, 2023

habble hankey

a very old, fragile, and smelly man. This person does not have much time left on earth and his eyesight worsens by the minute.

habble hankey was ran over on his 91st birthday

by gigel goo December 20, 2023

habibship

The verbally effusive bromance you have with your local corner store guy where each of you take turns playing hype-man and generally expressing your appreciation for each other's best qualities.

Inspired by a random comment on an Instagram post by @freakjerry on December 23rd, 2023. Post caption was "Not a friend or a lover but a deeper, more profound 3rd relationship"

Disclaimer: Don't know freakjerry, not affiliated with freakjerry, generally assume freakjerry is a reasonably cool average Insta user, no link in bio, no merch

"I'm in a serious habibship with Mokhtar my 7-11 guy down on 73rd street"

by LtDan1 January 5, 2024

Habitchuancer

A female who frequently parses or adds unnecessary nuance to her male partner’s statements

My wife is such a habitchuancer. She claimed I called her fat when I simply offered to buy her maternity pants

by The Ultimate Habitchuancer January 13, 2024

habidastrious

A word used to when there is something wrong. Dastrious can be a secondary word for Disaster.

Oh habidastrious I didnt know the tornado did that much damage

by Ataz January 30, 2024

habibi's revenge

The extreme GI distress following consumption of improperly prepared middle eastern food. Similar to Montezuma's revenge, but centered around the hate for western culture instead of colonization.

Last deployment "habibi's revenge" had me in medical for 3 weeks after I had a street kebab and Chai.

by Sleepy weasel 24 February 1, 2024

habibi's revenge

The horrendous diarrhea you get as a result of food poisoning from middle eastern food.

I got a case of habibi's revenge from eating mahamouds samosa and Chai and haven't left the toilet in 2 days

by Sleepy weasel 24 February 2, 2024