When a 40+ year old man walks around nude and unknowingly cleans the floor with his saggy balls (ideally while humming).
Take off your shoes before going into Justin’s house. He’s a human roomba and his floors are spotless.
by An Albino Rhino January 13, 2019
Get the Human Roombamug. 
for ones spouse to place a cool. hotdog between his or hers butt cheeks. and proceed to eat it out. until the dog is gone then proceed to lick the bootyhole of all the juices.
hey baby you wanna human hotdog me tonight.
jeff and john were looking for excitment so they started hotdog
jeff and john were looking for excitment so they started hotdog
by 1o1chris September 2, 2014
Get the Human Hotdogmug. A person who does epic shit, lives life to the fullest and knows who they are. Doesn't apologize for being true to himself. Knows her purpose.
by Spring13 May 24, 2017
Get the kickass humanmug. The act of bending a human over, inserting a funnel in their ass, feeding them laxatives, and letting the shit launch from their sphincter.
The enemy has taken the frontlines! Quickly, prepare the human mortars! They won’t expect such abrasive weaponry.
by Nireves October 23, 2018
Get the human mortarmug. A delicious cake made by Filthy Frank, Maxmoefoe and iDubbbzTV. It consists of a compendium of bodily fluids, hair and nails of some of YouTube's greatest creators.
The cake has been used as a wedding cake for Filthy Frank and Maxmoefoe's wedding, though much of it has been vomited out by the people who ate it.
The video in which the cake was made and eaten has sadly been removed off of YouTube, but some heroes are reuploading it so y'all can watch it and make one for your annoying friend's birthday party.
The cake has been used as a wedding cake for Filthy Frank and Maxmoefoe's wedding, though much of it has been vomited out by the people who ate it.
The video in which the cake was made and eaten has sadly been removed off of YouTube, but some heroes are reuploading it so y'all can watch it and make one for your annoying friend's birthday party.
by Lil' Hutser September 7, 2020
Get the human cakemug. A person who listens to a certain word and starts singing a known song relating to the word. Almost like a radio on demand.
If you are on the phone or sitting face to face with such a person and you ask "Did you see the fireworks display?", the person will take the cue from the word and start singing "Baby, You are fireworks!" by Katy Perry.
If you are on the phone or sitting face to face with such a person and you ask "Did you see the fireworks display?", the person will take the cue from the word and start singing "Baby, You are fireworks!" by Katy Perry.
by NashtyBoy February 24, 2011
Get the Human Pandoramug.