bros before hoes

This term is used by nerds and losers when they see their friend got a hot girlfriend and now they feel threatened and jealous because the girl is takin their bud away. They dont get to spend as much time with him anymore. They start saying hes whipped as an excuse to try to get him to stay away from her. They figure hopefully if they taunt him enough he will just forget about the relationship and keep hanging with them 24/7. Ive also seen this used when 1 or 2 dudes have previously dated a girl then she starts going out with their friend, hes really feelin her and she is feelin him but the dudes dont want to see them together.

'Bros before Hoes' , sorry shes meant for me , cant keep us apart man, thats my soulmate, i dont care if you dated her and now call her bitch, her and i are soulmates. sorry you werent but dont hate on her , dont hate on me cause im with her and you werent man enough. Yea face it , she wants me and she really loves me. She didnt love you EVER- she just didnt give a shit about you but she loves me. Im not gonna let that get in the way of the REAL THING

by stellarkid September 12, 2006

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Crunchy Hoes

A bad bitch. One who sexier than no other, she is one with a pussy so tight and moves that make you feel right.

Jim: "do you like crunchy hoes Tom?"

Tom: "Why yes Jim, I do like Crunchy Hoes"

by brozelk July 15, 2015

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Bros before hoes

When a bro chooses a homie over a bitch

Yaseen: Lets go to the movies!

Denver: Nah ima get laid tonight

Yaseen: Bros before hoes bitch!

Denver: Nah ima get laid

Yaseen: Ok sorry for trying to cock block you :

by Sun Diego February 25, 2008

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