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guido

A marvelous Italian-American male who has style and pizzaz, among great personality and warmth twards others. Generaly wears dress clothes and sweat suits, which are both comfortable and stylish, as well as keeping a traditional look. They listin to Dean Martin and other great oldies music. You can find one eating a conolly or pizza. The best guidos are from bensonhurst Brooklyn, but the ones in Jersey are good aswell.
by anthony lom. December 28, 2005
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Greek Guido

Greek's who want to be greasy Italian guido's but are usually not in shape, have large guts, and somehow seem to be trashier than the Italian guido's
i thought that guy was a guido, but after his fat started giggling i knew he was a greek guido
by west coast hater February 16, 2010
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Guidoville

/\ Totally not true. B'hurst is da shizzle
Guideoville is up ya ass
by ...JeSSicA... April 10, 2004
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Guido

A Guido is just any other person!! In my case I don’t wear expensive clothing and don't spend days on my hair!! I probably have more friends than all the Guido-ists together, since they have the time to write such hate speeches. This might sound hypocritical, but i'm just defending my name. What u guys see, are just the bad number of Guido's there are many good Guido's, like Father Guido Sarducci, Guido of Arezzo, u name them. I hope that all the Guido's of the world will let this "definition" rise beyond all Guido-ists.
Dude: Hey look, it’s a Guido (giggle)
Dude2: Dude, he is just like anyone else!!
by Guido (and proud of it) October 9, 2006
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Guidoville

Guidoville is the capital of North Jersey. I've never seen so many damn guido's in my life, not even close. Let's go back to Brooklyn!
by 2ManyGuidosInJersey October 18, 2008
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Guito

The amazing supply teacher that smells like Xmas and joy. He will forever bless your Mondays. He is the king of all nice supply teachers. The only possible explanation is that he is an elf sent there by the man in red himself, snata. He will forever watch over you and he is the very best.
Person 1: History sucks, how was your day?
Person 2: EEEEEEEEEE I had a GUITO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by chillychizz November 26, 2018
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guido

A guido is a hot italian with a blowout who girls such as myself find irresistably attractive. They hang out in clubs and they have blowouts. A guido always has his hair done in a blowout and wears clothes that probably cost as much as some people's cars. They drive BMW's. They are hot peices of ass.
A guido is someone like John Gotti Agnello. However, since he himself is way too unnatainable, take a trip to Seaside, NJ or Wildwood, NJ sometime in the summer. Go to the boardwalk at night. Take a look around. Yeah. That's them.
by barbara * December 28, 2005
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