guido stache

the moustache is characterized by thin, jet black hair that spreads beyond the boundaries of the lips. this moustache can often be found on guido's who couldn't afford a razor for whatever holiday they celebrate. essentially a thinner porn moustache, this is an instant turn off for most women and an easy joke for most men.

bonney: hey whats up! i just got back from climbing mountains!
me and mp: nice guido stache.
bonney: oh hahaha you guys are hilarious! wanna play chess?
me and mp: your guido stache is off the charts.

by deelsky's_footlongs January 8, 2010

Guidouche

A person that is half Guido and Half Douche Bag. Usually dressed in button up shirts and crunchy over gelled hair.

"I'll never understand why this guy insists on dressing like a Guidouche."

by Llennodc March 28, 2010

Guido

A distinct individual. A Guido is mysterious and he always keeps you wanting to know more about him. He has this killer smile that can make you melt, and they may be shy at first but once you get to know a Guido you find yourself becoming really interested in one. They have this unique sense of humor and Guidos always have you smiling even when you're not with one. They're very strong willed and talented. They're usually tall and have really nice shoulders. Guidos have a strong sexth appeal, and theres just something unique about a Guido that keeps you really drawn to him. Guidos are too modest about themselves and don't tend to realize how great they really are and that can get irritating sometimes.. Make sure to always be there for your Guido, and if you find a Guido you're pretty lucky because they're rly hard to find..

girl 1: woah you're dating a Guido?

girl 2: yeah I know it took me forever to find one!

by askdhsuw July 18, 2014

Guilds

A symbolic word broken off from guild which usually represents a clan or group of people inside an online role playing game such as world of warcraft most people who search for the term guilds will be directed to gamer pages.

My "Guilds" website is awesome I got this website from ejeet as always.

by ejeetnet June 23, 2010

gailoo

A Japanese flute used by gay people while they masturbate.

Pidge plays his gailoo everyday.

by Moses May 1, 2004

guildo

A guildo is a guy dildo.

TaGzOrAmAj90: matty d's is

matty d. is a guildo.

by nicolaaaaaaaa August 22, 2006

Gilo

The name "Gilo" was first used by ancient Polynesian tribes to describe someone of near godly-ness. "Gilo" can also be used to describe someone who habitually smokes Marijuana due to the fact that these ancient polynesian tribes were one of the first to discover that Marijuana has hallucinatory effect and would usually be smoked only by the village's current "Gilo".

1)Dude pass the J only Gilo's can have as much as they want.

2) Damn! That Gilo awesome I wish he was my friend!

3) Gilo! Here's a big bag of weed. Have it your awesome.

by Los Problemos March 18, 2009